Mommy Mommy Jokes

[Ambrosious]

Remember these?

My favorite:Mommy mommy, the house is on fire. Shut up, you'll wake your father.

Mommy mommy, I don't want to go to Hawaii. Shut up and keep swimming.

You got any?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Hey Ambrosious dear ....

Mommy, Mommy I'm running around in circles.

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground.
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I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus ...

 

[Chuckus]

Okay some one opened this door, now I will walk thru

Mommy, Mommy *insert name here* is throwing up and *insert name here* is getting all the BIG CHUNKS, quick give me a fork!!!!

 

[jcgirl]

ok, now that was foul Chucks, LOL

 

[Chuckus]

ok, now that was foul Chucks, LOL

Yes it was foul, but I had to tell that ooollllllddd one...it is after all a Mommy Mommy joke I heard in my youth!!!!

 

[jcgirl]

son: Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy running away?
mom: Shut up, and help me reload the shotgun!

 

[Chuckus]

son: Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy running away?
mom: Shut up, and help me reload the shotgun!

Ah good one............later I am off to the company Xxxx Mas Party......might have a story to tell later.....see y'all later.

 

[jcgirl]

son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing.
mom: Shut up and stop squirming.

 

[CreamyLady]

Mommy mommy what's a vampire?
Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.

 

[R Nitelight]

What's wrong with you people?
Do I have to do the 'hate Daddy's guts' one myself?

 

[jcgirl]

son: Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.
mom: Shut up and get the maple syrup.