Mom Wanna Be Gang-banged By My Sons

[CHAO]

HI READERS I4M 34 Y/O MOM OF THREE YOUNG SONS AND I WANNA BE GANG-BANGED BY THEM , I'M MARRIED AND THAT'S MY PROBLEM TO GET MY SONS IN BETWEEN MY LEGS .
ANY SUGGESTION HOW TO MAKE MY SONS FUCK ME AND OFCOURSE WITHOUT MY HUSBAND'S KNOWLEDGE .
I WANT MY SONS TO FUCK ME BECAUSE MY HUSBAND CANN4T GIVE ME ENOUGH FUCKING AND AS I'M QUITE KNOWN IN MY AREA SO IT'S HARD TO FUCK AROUND DISCRETELY AND AS I LIKE INCEST SO IF CAN GET FUCKING FROM MY SONS NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW ? WHAT DOES YOU GUYS THINK , PLEASE
E-MAIL ME :::: IRISFREE69@HOTMAIL.COM

 

[EmeraldEyes]

WHAT DOES YOU GUYS THINK , PLEASE

I think you need to go back to school to learn grammar and spelling. I also think you need to let your sons grow the fuck up on their own without their mother molesting them. I also think you should speak to a professional about your desires for your flesh and blood minor children. (A 34 y/o would have been 16 herself to have an 18 y/o adult child. And, having more than one child, she would have been even younger to have two or more legal adult children.)

 

[Guest]

Hilarirrioarius!

Hah. You're no mom. You're a boy who hasn't had sex yet.

 

[Jericho78]

WHAT A JOKE

The things people do in this world <sigh>

You should stop and think for a sec about those thoughts...hahaha

Sad to say but either you're a sick and dilussioned kid or some sic and dilussioned kid.

 

[flawed_ethics]

Give credit where credit is due... This made me laugh!

Let's see here... First it's in all CAPS, so I have reason enough to disregard it. But it goes on...

ANY SUGGESTION HOW TO MAKE MY SONS FUCK ME AND OFCOURSE WITHOUT MY HUSBAND'S KNOWLEDGE

Of course, w/o your husbands knowledge - it's a foregone conclusion! We already know so much about your married lifestyle that we can offer up the prime suggestion...

AND AS I LIKE INCEST SO IF CAN GET FUCKING FROM MY SONS NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW ?

You are well versed in how incest affects people's lives, I see. Another prestated conclusion, well drawn out too. Ending it with a question mark is sheer genius.

And of course, asking how guys can help out is great. Not to be gender specific (I use the the term 'guys' unambiguosly), but I think this question, if it were even the slightest bit legit, would be geared at incest committing mothers.

Of course, what do I know? I just love being a dry sarcastic bumpkin .

 

[Ice Princess]

This one actually reminds me of that other classic, "How do i get my mom to want to have sec with me and make her think it's her idea?" Maybe we need to get these two together.

 

[Subdude]

I think it's the same person. ( I was going to go w/ all caps, but it's too annoying to everyone)

 

[poohlive]

Oh no, not another one? My work never ends does it.
Pooh, the Incest sex problem solver, to the rescue.


Here we go.
First off, you need to get your husband away for a weekend. You can do this easily by buying a hitman to beat up his parents. That way, they'll be in the hospital, NOT DEAD!!! He needs to go spend time with them, so you can spend time with yours sons.
Now, you need to have a movie night. Go to the local blockbuster (or the library, as I can easily see it's more than likely a trailer park where you're at) and rent you up some movies. Here's the tricky part, make sure and place a porno right in the middle of them.
Now, when you get home, change into your night clothes... the sexiest night clothes you've got. Go out into the living room and sit right between two of your boys. Let their eyes wander, and, halfway through the first movie, pretend to fall asleep and lean on one of your boys.
If nothing happens, then you go to plan B. When the movie is over, go put in a porn, and tell your boys how excited you are about all of this. Once they start watching, they'll get hot. Now, you can go into an innocent conversation about casual sex, and even masterbation.
Then... hey, why not even even show them some proper techniques for masterbation? How to hold it, what to do... even how to make it better. Then, you've got them all to yourself.
Now, you have three wonderful boys to play with however you choose.
Hey, you've got three wonderful boys with you? Why not get the dog in on it too... I bet he's lonely. You could even buy a snake or something. Hell, once your busband comes back, invite his parents over to apologize for all of this, and then get them all in on it too. A whole incest family, three generations of love. Oh, no, wait... 4. Dig up your dead great grandmother, and go to town. Sick perverted asshole, you'd probably like that wouldn't you.


this is hilarious, some troll keeps popping up these idiotic questions, and I keep knocking them down. Come on incest treasure troll, give me something hard.
(poor choice of words)
Give me something more challenging.
(better!)

 

[flawed_ethics]

(Cheers arise out of the peanut gallery)
Kudos poohlive! We need more dry wit like yours to singe the blindly perverted away from what could be a great board. (Not to say it isn't great, but some unregistered's...) Keep up the good work!

 

[poohlive]

(bowing to the adoring public)
Good sir, I am just one man, but I'll do all I can to rid this board of the arrogant, insane, or just plain stupid.
My vow to all....

 

[Jericho78]

Cheers to you pooh......u're literally a genius....
I couldn't agree more, in fact I take it upon myself to forward my assistance to u in your fight against the arrogant, insane or just plain stupid...

That way you won't be just one man

haha

 

[petrel]

I'd liekt o add my two pennies worth to make sure it isn't just one lone man fighting the forces of stupidity and bad english (not to mention sicko minds)

I fully concur - anyone who writes in that manner and in FULL CAPS is proably a 16yr old boy who hasn't been fucked yet

having a kink about some area of pervery is one thing asking for advice on how to commit an illegal act is quite another. I pity whoever does fall to this person i have a suspicion he? she? is not perhaps very thoughtful or considerate in bed!

 

[Rubyfruit]

ROTF - Pooh, that was inspired! Thanks for the laughs.

Ruby

 

[Guest]

Buddy Bear,

You never cease to amaze me!!!!

 

[poohlive]

Awwww.
(sly smile)
I have followers now. This is so awesome.
Believe me, I will need all the help I can get. You'd be surprised how often this thing happens.
Quick, to the Pooh Cave. Let us stomp out these evil doers once and for all.
I will be searching the skyline for the Pooh signal (idiocy throughout the Bulletin Board). So tune in again, same Pooh time, same Pooh channel.