Mobster Names...

[Weevil]

Evil "The Squealer" BollWeevil

I ain't no dirty rat!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

The blossom... how appropriate

 

[Mischka]

I'm The Pope. How sucky is that? The Pope can't do mobster stuff. Blech.

 

[Isolde]

My name is Killer.

Hummm...I knew that my parents insisted on those counceling sessions for a reason

 

[Todd]

I'm The Pope. How sucky is that? The Pope can't do mobster stuff. Blech.

your the Pope and I am the Baptizer, how quaint

 

[MinkSoul]

The Mad Russian

DamIt DamIt DamIt DamIt... Oh Hi ...DamIt DamIt DamIt DamIt...

 

[SexyThang]

Knuckles. Knuckles for christ sake!

 

[*bratcat*]

LMAO

 

[SexyThang]

**blowin a kiss back to Porpoise"

 

[dot dot dash]

the quill......what kinda mobster name is that
i'll write ya a bad cheque

 

[dot dot dash]

and with the quill.....i lost my virginity

 

[Renegade]

**** "The Clam" ******** The Clam??? I'm a friggin Clam???



I like the name they gave me when I put in Renegade. "The Merciless"

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Would you believe this?

"Gandhi Mangler"

 

[Ally C]

LMAO

Brilliant thread bratcat!!!

Mine is "Killer" for Ally C. My real name gives "The Merciless". I suppose "The Merciless Killer" is anything but a contradiction in terms, but it's a bit grim to say the least. Now where did I leave my violin case?

 

[Expertise]

The "Wishbone"

Like my groin's not fucked up enough?

They make a great salad dressing though..... mmmmmmm Blue Cheese.

 

[Ally C]

I love this thread!

... but I can't believe Todd's mobster name!

 

[CW]

"Chimpy Nuts" for Gawds sake!!!





what the hell is chimpy nuts?????????

 

[Mischka]

"Chimpy Nuts" for Gawds sake!!!

what the hell is chimpy nuts?????????

I don't know, but your's is my favorite. I actually laughed so hard a tear rolled down my cheek.

 

[Ally C]

Is that really a mobster name? This place is killing me ...

 

[Expertise]

"Chimpy Nuts" for Gawds sake!!!





what the hell is chimpy nuts?????????

The favorite hors d'ouvre (sp) of the "monkey whores"!

 

[Ally C]

sudden idea ...

... which will probably never happen:

What about starting a mobster role-playing thread (in a role playing forum) using our mobster names? That way we could all die laughing ...

 

[Expertise]

Fire it up babycakes.

 

[willywanker]

ROFLMAO

I made up the name I posted earlier. After reading some of these names, I went back and used the name generator.

My screen name gave me the name "No Mercy", kind of cool mob name.

But my real name gave me the name "Self Toucher" which pretty much gives you my screen name again. How weird.

 

[indyweasel]

Real Name : Alan "The waterboy"... WTF???

Indy"The Pants" Weasel.

I'm confused. Really confused.