mmmm pornography.....

Pornography is....

  • Degrading and I would never watch it

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Not so bad but not my thing

    Votes: 22 29.7%
  • It floats my boat every other day

    Votes: 31 41.9%
  • I must have it.... my precious

    Votes: 21 28.4%

  • Total voters
    74
Life_Noir said:
Accurate or not {though I think it is} I can't think of a better way to suffer through statistics....
Hmmm... Though...Given those numbers... The NeoCons campaign against internet porn is certainly going to take a chunk out of the gross national product {if they ever succeed...Unlikely though it may be}.

A friend of mine.. A serious techie.. Makes quite a convincing case for sex, more specificly porn... Being a driving force of new tech.. Though heaven forbid anyone admit that.
I think it was clever . I have just been considering all kinds of deviancy adjusted to Pavlovian application that may one day get me to do math without sliding into an 'ohhh it hurts shutdown fast' abyss.... :laughs

I only seem to be able to get it to growl .
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
I think it was clever . I have just been considering all kinds of deviancy adjusted to Pavlovian application that may one day get me to do math without sliding into an 'ohhh it hurts shutdown fast' abyss.... :laughs

I only seem to be able to get it to growl .


Brings new meaning to the term "slipstick' doesn't it?

Growling is ok.... *grin* Had a subbie many years ago who had all sorts of fun "learned reactions when I growled..
 
I find straight porn boring & laughable.
 
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Life_Noir said:
Brings new meaning to the term "slipstick' doesn't it?

Growling is ok.... *grin* Had a subbie many years ago who had all sorts of fun "learned reactions when I growled..
Guess that depends on whether you're referring to the original or the software version , either way "Users are reporting problems with meeting requests having a mind of their own " and I sat up straight.
 
Porn. Yes please, Sir... more please Sir... More please Sir!
...Sir?

Love porn. So very much. Shocked to find few who love it as much as I do in fact!


Back in the not too distant past
When I would need a quick repast
Or a temporary break from my agenda

Up to the bedroom I would head
Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed
And sneak a peak at all the portraits of pudenda

My alternatives were slim
If I tried to find another source for sin
I'd have to hang out with the weirdos in the backroom of my local video store

But last month I finally made the call
I got a brand new cable modem installed
And it opened up the floodgates of a whole new universe of
INTERNET PORN

Internet porn... Roman orgy scenes
Internet porn... Dominatrix queens
Internet porn... Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep

Internet porn... Gross anatomy
Internet porn... Pam and Tommy Lee
Internet porn... When you're given so much to choose from
who has time to sleep?

After my girlfriend goes to sleep
And I get out of bed and down the hall I creep
So I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3 or 4

You'll always find me in that same tableau
Silhouetted by my monitor's warm glow
And absorbing all the bounty from the cornocopia of
INTERNET PORN

Internet porn... Barely legal teens
Internet porn... Naughty figurines
Internet porn... Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men

Internet porn... Erotic Asian art
Internet porn... Guys with extra parts
Internet porn... I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again!

Internet porn... Melonlove.com
Internet porn... There's my neighbor's mom
Internet porn... Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs

Internet porn... maison lec navage
Internet porn... Un, deux, trois, menage!
Internet porn... Every kind of smut from every corner of the earth!
 
i love porn. Like Rebecca at the moment i happen to really like the sex and submission site. oh and i love hentai.
 
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