Misuse of the apostrophe

CRaZy

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I am one of those anal people who think the apostrophe should be used correctly. I have been known to go into shops and tell people to fix up their signs (nicely of course). What is the worst case of apostrophe misuse or abuse you have ever seen? Perhaps this site will inspire you.

http://www.nlc.net.au/~brianr/sharon.htm
 
How about the one I see most? Its vs. it's. Drives me crazy when people get that one wrong.

Also, I Have A Hard Time Reading Posts Like This With Weird Capitalization Habits.
 
I Dont' Know What Cheyenne' Talking About.

She Must Be Trying To Keep Up With The Joness'

Its time for me to go find other uses and abuses of apostrophe's like when people use them when classifying groups' of things. Or when they forget the "S" or the "T". And sometimes when they accidentally use 'quote marks' instead (and vice versa) Or when they cant remember that a contraction is called for to indicate the combination of two words. Dont' that just get on you're last nerve's?

:D
 
It annoy's me that people who can't be bothered to learn apostrophe rules' just put apostrophe's before or after any "s" in the vain hope's that at least they will be correct sometimes'.
I read recently about a store in northern England. It sold potato's, bean's and carrot's according to the sign. The name of the store was Bennys Fruit Shop. LOL.
 
My greatest pet peeve is misspelled words.
Doesn't it just pizz you off 2?
 
Nuthin worst then sumbody surpost to be educatid and caint spell wurth a dam
 
And how about mixed tenses,such as,
'I sit and stared'. Yuk!
 
<Hides>
I can see that I will hunted tied to some horse and dragged for miles in this crowd. My grammar totally sucks :(
 
See, I even messed up typing that message!

<Runs very far away.>
 
Re: This Thread Is Directed Totally At

RudeNastyAssBitch said:
Me!

How Rude.
Only part of it. And after it was directed to you in a polite request, first. :)

Now I just don't read your posts unless they are very very short. Sorry.
 
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