Misunderstanding

[agedmac]

So, every had a sexual situation that began with a misunderstanding? That is, you thought one thing and the other thought something else.

Two come to mind (both experienced by friends of mine)

1) A woman told me once that she was attracted to a guy she met on a plane and she ended up going to bed with him at some fancy hotel in the city. It was an intense, wild night of sex. She woke up the next day, with a note from him on the side table. "Thanks for a great evening. I'm not sure how much you charge, I hope this enough..and $500 was lying on the table. She was shocked and pissed and then eventually she broke up laughing.

2). A woman walked up to a man at a conference in a distant city. She kissed the guy hard on the lips, slipping her tongue in his mouth and grabbing (Briefly) his ass. She broke the kiss, the guy (mid-50s average looking guy) was standing there in shock. Her face turned three shades of red....."Oh shit," she said, 'You're not Jack"

 

[FGB]

Heh!

I would have replied ...lady I am whomever you WANT me to be!

 

[DarkSimian]

I will only say this: I lost my virginity to a woman I met that morning online through a case of mistaken identity...

 

[Smallchange4]

So, every had a sexual situation that began with a misunderstanding? That is, you thought one thing and the other thought something else.

Two come to mind (both experienced by friends of mine)

1) A woman told me once that she was attracted to a guy she met on a plane and she ended up going to bed with him at some fancy hotel in the city. It was an intense, wild night of sex. She woke up the next day, with a note from him on the side table. "Thanks for a great evening. I'm not sure how much you charge, I hope this enough..and $500 was lying on the table. She was shocked and pissed and then eventually she broke up laughing.

2). A woman walked up to a man at a conference in a distant city. She kissed the guy hard on the lips, slipping her tongue in his mouth and grabbing (Briefly) his ass. She broke the kiss, the guy (mid-50s average looking guy) was standing there in shock. Her face turned three shades of red....."Oh shit," she said, 'You're not Jack"

I was at seaside festival sitting with a group of friends on the beach when suddenly a girl came up from behind and wrapped herself around me. I didn't look around or say anything and she to was silent. Suddenly a hand was thrust down my track pants and grabbed my penis. Very quickly it was yanked away and she fled into the night. I am pretty sure she thought I was someone else and obviously from behind in the near dark I must have looked like that person. I guess my penis was what gave the game away. One of my friends said she looked a lot like Drew Barrymore. Maybe it was. Perhaps Drew mistakenly grabbed my penis. Now that would be a great celebrity moment much better than an autograph.

 

[agedmac]

I was at seaside festival sitting with a group of friends on the beach when suddenly a girl came up from behind and wrapped herself around me. I didn't look around or say anything and she to was silent. Suddenly a hand was thrust down my track pants and grabbed my penis. Very quickly it was yanked away and she fled into the night. I am pretty sure she thought I was someone else and obviously from behind in the near dark I must have looked like that person. I guess my penis was what gave the game away. One of my friends said she looked a lot like Drew Barrymore. Maybe it was. Perhaps Drew mistakenly grabbed my penis. Now that would be a great celebrity moment much better than an autograph.

LOL. I like that image. A friend told me once that he got a hot kiss from a lead female singer in a local band when she thought it was a different guy, but she laughed and said, 'Sorry', he said, 'I'm not sorry' She laughed and gave him a little 'peck on the cheek but let her hand glide down his pants.

One of my female friends here on Lit reminded me privately about sitting down on a porch swing in the dark with what she thought was the 'boy next door' and grabbing his cock. She gave him several loving strokes before the boy's father cleared his throat and reminded her that he was back inside!

 

[liqueur]

I'm loving these stories. I wish I had some of my own to relate, but either I've had a pretty boring life in this regard— or my fading memory has erased them. Unless.... maybe that lovely woman I had that 5-year affair with back around the turn of the century..... maybe she thought I was her husband the whole time!

 

[agedmac]

I'm loving these stories. I wish I had some of my own to relate, but either I've had a pretty boring life in this regard— or my fading memory has erased them. Unless.... maybe that lovely woman I had that 5-year affair with back around the turn of the century..... maybe she thought I was her husband the whole time!

Well, my contributions so far are from others.

One of my favorites is from a wonderful mature lady here who told me once of standing at a R&R concert back in the early 70s (yes, I'm THAT old), everybody crushed together. Her husband was behind her and she pressed back into him as the music got stronger and wilder....eventually she felt his fingers slip below her shorts and began rubbing her clit and sliding a finger or two into her pussy. She loved it and he kept it up for quite awhile until she came, biting down on her lip to keep from crying out. Once she came down from that orgasm she turned to say something to her husband........ only....... he wasn't there but a young woman was. She leaned up to the ear of my friend and whispered that she enjoyed getting her off! My friend was shocked and she never told her husband.

 

[liqueur]

One of my favorites is from a wonderful mature lady here who told me once of standing at a R&R concert back in the early 70s (yes, I'm THAT old), everybody crushed together. Her husband was behind her and she pressed back into him as the music got stronger and wilder....eventually she felt his fingers slip below her shorts and began rubbing her clit and sliding a finger or two into her pussy. She loved it and he kept it up for quite awhile until she came, biting down on her lip to keep from crying out. Once she came down from that orgasm she turned to say something to her husband........ only....... he wasn't there but a young woman was. She leaned up to the ear of my friend and whispered that she enjoyed getting her off! My friend was shocked and she never told her husband.

Nice story. I've read a number of stories over the years of similar experiences at rock concerts. I guess I didn't go to enough of them. But yes, I'm that old also. No big deal, right?

 

[live4thebj]

I was banging my GF at the time doggy style, pulled out and slammed right back in but mistook her a-hole for her pussy. Oops.

 

[Lost_Yonder]

So, every had a sexual situation that began with a misunderstanding? That is, you thought one thing and the other thought something else.

Two come to mind (both experienced by friends of mine)

1) A woman told me once that she was attracted to a guy she met on a plane and she ended up going to bed with him at some fancy hotel in the city. It was an intense, wild night of sex. She woke up the next day, with a note from him on the side table. "Thanks for a great evening. I'm not sure how much you charge, I hope this enough..and $500 was lying on the table. She was shocked and pissed and then eventually she broke up laughing.

I had the opposite happen once! Thought I picked up a really hot girl one night in a hotel lounge while traveling overseas. She was very chatty and we had a great evening. Wasn't sure if I should have asked her up to my room or not (one of my first times in a "conservative" country). She invited herself. Had amazing sex, slept, more sex, till the wee hours of the morning. She said it was time for her to go and that I owed her about $200! I had never ever even been with a prostitute before and while it seemed like an amazing deal, I had no clue, and certainly didn't have that kind of cash on me. Gave her all I had, which was about $75 - she wasn't happy, but she took it. An amazing night...

 

[John988]

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[Jing83]

I once asked a girl to come with me to a concert. I had invited her as a friend, but she thought it was a date. I discovered this misunderstanding when she told that to her uncle over the phone, just before we left my apartment to go to the concert. The whole time I was listening to the music, I was thinking, "Date, huh? Well, why not?", and I decided to embrace it. She was my type, after all. When we got back to my apartment, we hung out for a while, chatting, getting to know each other better (we'd only met recently), and after a little while, I made a move.

The sex was wild; she was cool; and I was sure that changing course was the right thing to do.

After two weeks, she told me that she was madly in love with me. When I told her that that was a bit too fast for me, she had a complete meltdown: crying, yelling, the whole shebang.

It was the wrong thing to do lol

Ive also had a few misunderstandings like this, meeting a guy for a coffee or something fairly casual or even professional and it turns into something he wants to be more intimate. It happens.

 

[agedmac]

Ive also had a few misunderstandings like this, meeting a guy for a coffee or something fairly casual or even professional and it turns into something he wants to be more intimate. It happens.

TBH, I'm sure the negative examples outnumber the positive, especially when it comes with one party 'hoping for more' and the other not aware.

One of my best friends in college kept 'falling in love', generally after being with a girl indirectly (like a party or a concert). We kept reminding him that to slow down and appreciate the other side before deciding.

I guess the old 'love at first sight' is relevant here but the truth is that generally it's one way (at least at first).

I prefer positive (or funny) misunderstandings sexually. One of my college stories was a party where there was this great looking hippy chick (it was the Age of Aquarius, after all), just kept looking at me and finally I went up to her and said something about not being a guy who gets 'checked out' a lot. She laughed and blushed and admitted that she was convinced she knew me from a 'love in' a few weeks earlier. I wanted to try and 'go along' with the confusion but then she described something that happened in a 'daisy train' and I wanted to say, 'Oh yeah, that was me' but.....well, instead I said, "What's a daisy train?" She laughed and walked away!

 

[Sarahduk]

So, every had a sexual situation that began with a misunderstanding? That is, you thought one thing and the other thought something else.

Two come to mind (both experienced by friends of mine)

1) A woman told me once that she was attracted to a guy she met on a plane and she ended up going to bed with him at some fancy hotel in the city. It was an intense, wild night of sex. She woke up the next day, with a note from him on the side table. "Thanks for a great evening. I'm not sure how much you charge, I hope this enough..and $500 was lying on the table. She was shocked and pissed and then eventually she broke up laughing.

2). A woman walked up to a man at a conference in a distant city. She kissed the guy hard on the lips, slipping her tongue in his mouth and grabbing (Briefly) his ass. She broke the kiss, the guy (mid-50s average looking guy) was standing there in shock. Her face turned three shades of red....."Oh shit," she said, 'You're not Jack"

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