Miss Utah

[unregistered]

 

[lovetoread]

Bah, not all of the South Carolinians would say thank you.

 

[kbate]

we can relate this to back to education and.. and how we are continuing to try to strive to figure out how to create jobs right now and that is the biggest problem and especially the men are seen as the leaders of this so we need to figure out how to create education better so we can solve this problem. . .


This is what happens when one of them has to talk without her handler's advice.

 

[blackleggings]

I have meetings this week to create education better.

 

[kbate]

I have meetings this week to create education better.

As long a you try to strive, it will be ok.

 

[unregistered]

 

[glynndah]

Wear your tiara and a bikini.

Don't we always?

 

[unregistered]

 

[KRCummings]

Pure awesome.

 

[unregistered]

 

[neci]

thank you, sweetheart.

 

[CHNOPS]

That is great. That Rick Perry moment halfway through where she realizes the pilot light has gone out is priceless.

 

[unregistered]

 

[tactful]

Yes, someone mist Utah, please.

 

[KRCummings]

I just read that she came in third. I hate to see what the person who came in fourth had to say.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

If she could have only blurted out, "Fuck patriarchy and all of the chauvinist pigs who support it!" She would have won hands down.

 

[unregistered]

 

[CHNOPS]

What it comes down to is jobs.

Blow jobs.

 

[KRCummings]

What it comes down to is jobs.

Blow jobs.

And I hope she's good at it because somebody that dumb needs any edge they got.

 

[CHNOPS]

And I hope she's good at it because somebody that dumb needs any edge they got.

Fuck, I just clicked over to the site where the transcript is, and they made the same joke, except they used "boob jobs."

Anyway, I also hope she's good at blow jobs, but my reason is less generous than yours.

 

[KRCummings]

Fuck, I just clicked over to the site where the transcript is, and they made the same joke, except they used "boob jobs."

Anyway, I also hope she's good at blow jobs, but my reason is less generous than yours.

Do people in Utah give blowjobs? Seems like a very anti-blowjob kind of place.

 

[CHNOPS]

Do people in Utah give blowjobs? Seems like a very anti-blowjob kind of place.

They do. It's the catholic schoolgirl thing. The bad-girl Mormon wives are called Jack Mormons--which means they're good all day and then secretly shove your cock in their ass at night--and the non-Mormons want you to know exactly how non-Mormon they are. Salt Lake City is one of the more reliable places to get laid that I've ever been. And not just laid, but LAID.

 

[unregistered]

 

[KRCummings]

They do. It's the catholic schoolgirl thing. The bad-girl Mormon wives are called Jack Mormons--which means they're good all day and then secretly shove your cock in their ass at night--and the non-Mormons want you to know exactly how non-Mormon they are. Salt Lake City is one of the more reliable places to get laid that I've ever been. And not just laid, but LAID.

At first I thought you were joking but I realized that it makes perfect sense. It also explains why those kids with backpacks and bikes always look so happy.

 

[CHNOPS]

At first I thought you were joking but I realized that it makes perfect sense. It also explains why those kids with backpacks and bikes always look so happy.

I'm not joking. Whatever number of times I've been there (alone, pre-marriage), that's the number of times I got laid there. And it wasn't hard to find: just 1) go to one of the "drinking clubs" and 2) don't be a big dumb local Mormon dude.