Miss Universe dumps Tim Tebow because he wouldn't have sex with her

[miles]

Tim took too many shots to the head when he played football.

http://static1.purebreak.com/articles/7/63/56/7/@/234456-olivia-culpo-600x315-2.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Or maybe he figured out that she was a self-centered neurotic anorexic bitch who only got tongue-tied during the interview competition...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxUuDPNbkJk

 

[miles]

Or maybe he figured out that she was a self-centered neurotic anorexic bitch who only got tongue-tied during the interview competition...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxUuDPNbkJk

WHO CARES?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*chuckle*

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

He's probably a very nice person.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

He's probably a very nice person.

She should know, but probably isn't a sports fan, that nice guys finish last.





Maybe she should have waited for a ring...



I mean, ring-tone.


I am old...

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

She should know, but probably isn't a sports fan, that nice guys finish last.





Maybe she should have waited for a ring...



I mean, ring-tone.


I am old...

Outside of president, successful NFL quarterback may be one of the toughest gigs in the US. He'll find the right girl and have lots of missionary sex.

 

[miles]

He'll find the right girl and have lots of missionary sex.

With the lights off and his eyes shut.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

With the lights off and his eyes shut.

Naturally.

 

[jezzilee]

Oh please, he probably told her due to sports injuries she would have to do all the work, be on top... she only heard, "all the work"