Miss Rose is getting Wild Kinky Monkey Sex but don't let on we know ..........okay

[@}-}rebecca----]

She says..........its more like 'pin the tail on the donkey sex ' but I am sooooooooooooooooo not buying that story. I mean think about it, blindfold on spins around starts to walk forward, Heaven knows what in her hand

Nope I am so not buying it.

This is a thread where we can safely gossip about Miss Rose in private together and ascertain what really happened. She just leaves clues everywhere................

For example................. "My feathers weren't ruffled '

Now that could be pre foreplay

Come on people you must have a quote or an opinion we really need to get to the bottom of all this....

Reference ~ this entire previous thread

 

[snowy ciara]

I was distracted by the "pin the tail on the donkey sex" part. Does it mean actual needle play, or pin play, as it were? If that's a hard limit, maybe it was "duct tape the tail on the donkey" play. But strange as it may seem, not every one likes duct tape, but we have this tail to afix somehow, so maybe it was one of the butt plug with a tail thing and it was " plug the tail in the donkey" play.

Aside from that, I'm just jealous. It's been weeks since I had any two person sex, monkey style or otherwise. I think, out of kindness to those of us not getting any, details should be shared so we can live vicariously....

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I was distracted by the "pin the tail on the donkey sex" part. Does it mean actual needle play, or pin play, as it were? If that's a hard limit, maybe it was "duct tape the tail on the donkey" play. But strange as it may seem, not every one likes duct tape, but we have this tail to afix somehow, so maybe it was one of the butt plug with a tail thing and it was " plug the tail in the donkey" play.

Aside from that, I'm just jealous. It's been weeks since I had any two person sex, monkey style or otherwise. I think, out of kindness to those of us not getting any, details should be shared so we can live vicariously....

Guud Lawd ..........butt plugs...........now there ya go I never even considered that !!!

Clever you Miss Snowy you super slueth........

Now remember we need stuff like this and if Miss Rose wanders into the thread here we just whistle and look out the window and stuff okay........

She will never know..........

 

[Evil_Geoff]

*whistles and looks up innocently... and says nothing at all about what might get pinned in the donkey's tail.... nope nope nope..... that'd be DVS's bailliwick... nodnodnod*

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

*whistles and looks up innocently... and says nothing at all about what might get pinned in the donkey's tail.... nope nope nope..... that'd be DVS's bailliwick... nodnodnod*

ohhhhh D/s secret handshake stuff huh........

Nope I never saw Geoff Sir in here *whistles my way back to bed *

Heh my mischief / evil deed is done for 3am

Keep up the guud work people this is kind of a Community Service application of random gossip........... and there is nothing wrong with that when it comes to wild kinky pin the tail on the donkey/monkey sex. Plus Miss Rose will never know.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Too much time on my hands, its ticking away with my sanity
Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity
Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands

What have you gone done, Missy? My name on a thread and it's not even my birthday.

Some one needs to keep you busy. I'm going to start that as a new mission in my life. You'd better watch out, doll. ;-)

Snowy wins... It was butt plugged. And He did the pinning of the tail stuff.
But Snowy, you're way too young to have such thoughts as this.



Everyone who's not in a committed relationship, dates...

 

[snowy ciara]

Snowy wins... It was butt plugged. And He did the pinning of the tail stuff.

I WON? Awesome! I never win anything!

But Snowy, you're way too young to have such thoughts as this.

Y'see, I hang around with all these perves so I'm not snow white anymore, I've drifted.

Everyone who's not in a committed relationship, dates...

They do? Oh right they do. I'm just too busy tormenting 9th graders. I torment the 10th graders too, but the 9th graders seem to need more torment.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

ohhh phew............so far ...........so good

She hasn't noticed a thing

~ cues theme from Mission Impossible ~

 

[mickyp123]

Guud Lawd ..........butt plugs...........now there ya go I never even considered that !!!

Clever you Miss Snowy you super slueth........

Now remember we need stuff like this and if Miss Rose wanders into the thread here we just whistle and look out the window and stuff okay........

She will never know..........

what about getting technical, vibrating butt plug, dildo, and nipple clamps, all "in" and turned on if you enter the right pin No on a keypad stuck to her tummy

 

[bronntanas]

I wonder if ADR or the Amplebust gets more monkey sex?

 

[ADRs_amplebust]

I wonder if ADR or the Amplebust gets more monkey sex?

Want to help with some research into the said topic ?

 

[bronntanas]

Yeah buddy! Lemme just grab a snack here. Have to keep my strength up, yaknow.

 

[ADRs_amplebust]

Yeah buddy! Lemme just grab a snack here. Have to keep my strength up, yaknow.

Woot .....grab a haggis to go .....

 

[bronntanas]

Nope, no haggis! How about some bangers and mash?

 

[ADRs_amplebust]

Nope, no haggis! How about some bangers and mash?

There is a God

 

[bronntanas]

Now waitasecond, if you're gonna be hollerin' someone elses name out at a crucial moment like that!

 

[A Desert Rose]

What is haggis? It's a fish, right?

 

[bronntanas]

Nope, it's something nasty those mad Scots came up with. Obligatory NASTY alert here...

They take some sheep innards (heart, liver and lungs) mince it, mix it with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices and salt. Then you take the sheep's stomach, rinse it, and stuff the whole mess back inside it. They tie it shut, boil it in a double boiler for an hour or two and then put it on a silver platter. The Butler (or chef) takes the platter into the dining room with great ceremony, escorted by a kilted piper or two. (Not kidding, they really do.) Rabbie (Robert) Burns actually wrote an Address to the Haggis, which is occasionally recited over the Haggis before slicing.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Nope, it's something nasty those mad Scots came up with. Obligatory NASTY alert here...

They take some sheep innards (heart, liver and lungs) mince it, mix it with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices and salt. Then you take the sheep's stomach, rinse it, and stuff the whole mess back inside it. They tie it shut, boil it in a double boiler for an hour or two and then put it on a silver platter. The Butler (or chef) takes the platter into the dining room with great ceremony, escorted by a kilted piper or two. (Not kidding, they really do.) Rabbie (Robert) Burns actually wrote an Address to the Haggis, which is occasionally recited over the Haggis before slicing.

Okay... that sounds really horrid.

I'm going back to my pizza, thank you.

 

[A Desert Rose]

What is bangers and mash?


Is this becoming an All things British thread?

 

[bronntanas]

Bangers and mash are regular sausages, served with mashed potatoes and gravy. It's GOOD. It's also an adolescent euphanism for, er, other nice things.

Well, since you didn't wanna talk about your mad monkey sex, we had to talk about something!

 

[A Desert Rose]

Bangers and mash are regular sausages, served with mashed potatoes and gravy. It's GOOD. It's also an adolescent euphanism for, er, other nice things.

Well, since you didn't wanna talk about your mad monkey sex, we had to talk about something!

Now this sounds good, in several different ways.


I love sausage. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyea!!!!

 

[bronntanas]

bangers are good...

 

[SierraMoon]

Here I thought it was considered either "monkey" or "donkey" depending on the sounds she made during???????

 

[SierraMoon]

bangers are good...

"banging" is very good too