Miss me? Entertain me.
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Kikori
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Short, shriveled, and always to the left.
I forget exactly where I heard that, but dammit, it never gets old.
satindesire
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I am shocked to see Netz merlot-posting. 
FurryFury
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I always miss you.
*hugs*
I know I'm late to the party but . . .
Here is a joke:
3 surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The 1st surgeon said, "Electricians are the best--everything inside is color coded."
The 2nd surgeon says, "No, I think librarians are--everything inside them is in alphabetical order"
The 3rd surgeon shut them up when he said:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.
And:
This page is fully of happy and entertainment for me. Maybe it will be for you?
http://lovemeow.com/2011/08/kitty-puppy-love/
FF
*hugs*
I know I'm late to the party but . . .
Here is a joke:
3 surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The 1st surgeon said, "Electricians are the best--everything inside is color coded."
The 2nd surgeon says, "No, I think librarians are--everything inside them is in alphabetical order"
The 3rd surgeon shut them up when he said:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.
And:
This page is fully of happy and entertainment for me. Maybe it will be for you?
http://lovemeow.com/2011/08/kitty-puppy-love/
FF
the captians wench
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*pounce*
Yes, I've been thinking about and missing you lots.
Yes, I've been thinking about and missing you lots.
midwestyankee
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Miss you? Absolutely.
Entertain you? Not on your life. I'm much too boring for that.
Entertain you? Not on your life. I'm much too boring for that.
Keroin
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A husband and wife are sitting on their porch, watching the sunset and drinking wine.
"I love you so much," the wife says. "I don't know how I'd live without you."
"Is that you talking or the wine?" the husband asks.
"No," the wife says, "that's me talking to the wine."
"I love you so much," the wife says. "I don't know how I'd live without you."
"Is that you talking or the wine?" the husband asks.
"No," the wife says, "that's me talking to the wine."
midwestyankee
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Not original:
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
'What in bag?' asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:
'Good trade.....'
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
'What in bag?' asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:
'Good trade.....'
Netzach
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awesome jokes across the board, nicely done.
It was actually some white mendoza blend thingie, and it wasn't that much of it.
Seriously, the internet brings out the junior high school in people.
I need to take more breaks, miss you fine ppl too.
It was actually some white mendoza blend thingie, and it wasn't that much of it.
Seriously, the internet brings out the junior high school in people.
I need to take more breaks, miss you fine ppl too.
Keroin
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satindesire
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Was that directed towards me?
DeepGreenEyes
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Well, yes. Who else posts while wearing a godawful, smelly, institutional matching gym shorts and shirt? Everyone, right?
the captians wench
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Me too!
And Etoile, why aren't we connected there yet? I have lots of pretties to tempt you with!
eastern sun
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I miss you too, Netzach. It isn't the same here without you. 
IrisAlthea
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Yes, miss you here and yay for more breaks!
Etoile
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I dunno! You can find your way from the links in my sig to my Facebook if you try a little.
intothewoods
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Netz!! Please stayyyyyyyy!
Homburg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YEhxF66rsE&feature=player_embedded
"Westway to the World" a documentary on the Clash. The full hour and twenty minutes, sitting on youtube.
Be entertained. =)
Oddly enough, I sat there watching this and thought of a whiiiile back when I posted a link to youtube and "Guns of Brixton" and you made a comment about it. I decided to pop on here and post this as it made me think of Netz/Lit. Serendipity, no?
"Westway to the World" a documentary on the Clash. The full hour and twenty minutes, sitting on youtube.
Be entertained. =)
Oddly enough, I sat there watching this and thought of a whiiiile back when I posted a link to youtube and "Guns of Brixton" and you made a comment about it. I decided to pop on here and post this as it made me think of Netz/Lit. Serendipity, no?
catalina_francisco
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You're always missed when you're not around so much.
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