Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Off_base]

I just found her in the jeep's back seat, please don't sneeze or use a strap-on on me.

I can't promise I won't sneeze, I'm allergic to jeeps.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I can't promise I won't squeeze, I'm attracted to Jeeves.

It's okay; it's not for us to judge.

 

[Off_base]

It's okay; I just won't share my fudge

I'm not sure that's a good way to make friends

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm not sure that's a good way to mate, friend.

I assure you the Viennese Oyster is a time-honored coital position.

 

[Off_base]

I can cure you of your vienna sausage addiction

It'd take some pretty sweet meat for that too happen

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It'd take some pretty sweet teen for that to happen.

Make sure she's at least eighteen; Lit has serious age rules.

 

[Actingup]

Make sure she's at least eighty; Lit has seriously aged rulers.

A bit of anti-wrinkle cream and a dark night, and everybody's good to go.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A bit of Auntie Winnie's cream and a dark knight, and everybody's good to go.

Working on a re-write of Sir Gawain and the Loathly Lady?

 

[Off_base]

Jerking to a remake of snow white and the seven dwarfs?

Some things should never be shared with anyone

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Some things should never be paired with a T-bone.

Definitely not the iced Muscatel!

 

[Off_base]

Definitely not a nice moustachel!

It's the only place hair will grow on my body

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's the only place Claire will gnaw on my body!

But do you really like hickeys on the soles of your feet?

 

[Off_base]

But do you really like jockeys or trolls under the sheets?

Both but never at the same time

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Bathe, but never with some brine.

Salt too hard on your tender skin, I suppose?

 

[Baztrachian]

Step too hard on your ramekin? It shows.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Step too hard on your ramekin? It shows.

But you haven't provided a comment on your mishearing, so we can't move to the next post!

 

[yowser]

Assaulted hard on your tender skin, I suppose?

Hip boots, mighty crop, she beat me bad 'til I nearly drop.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Nips, boobs, nightie top, she eats me bad 'til I nearly drop.

So, what's your problem?

 

[Off_base]

No, sluts are goblins?

Is that where trick or treat got started?

 

[yowser]

Is that where 'Slick and Teat' got started?

Sounds like your basic high arousal Ovolactarian restaurant.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Sounds like your basic high arousal Octogenarian restaurant.

Where everything is served with a side of "Blue".

 

[Actingup]

Where everything is served with a sly old brew.

Bootlegging is a great way to get the juices pumping.

 

[Off_base]

Peglegging is a great way to get the gooses humping.

It sounds like geese really know how to party.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I found Ike's niece really knows how to party.

And she's really fond of "uncles!"

 

[Rustyoznail]

And she's really likes to fondle "uncles!"

I always wondered why so many relatives dropped in to visit.