Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[UsuallyPresent]

How many libertines does it take to change a condo?

One, if they're on the board or suitably skilled in blackmail

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Honey, they're the broads who are suitably skilled in blackmail.

I guess I'd better turn down their invite to come up to their room.

 

[Actingup]

I guess I'd better turn down their invite to come and record it on Zoom.

Keeping your pants on during all virtual meetings is just good, solid policy.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

Take your pants off during all virtual meetings to show your good, solid policy.

Well, those are the boss's orders. *Zip*

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, those are the boss's odors. *Zap*

Are you sure that air freshener will zap that stench??

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Are you sure that muscle relaxer will zap that wench??

TENS units are ubiquitous nowadays

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Men's honeys are obsequious nowadays.

It's a result of the "back-to-the nineteenth-century movement."

 

[yowser]

It's a result of the "back-to-the nine-teeth-century movement."

I can never remember how far back you have to go for this. Olduvai Gorge?