Misleading answers

TheEarl

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I don't know if any of you have been keeping up with the travails of Simon Hughes. No, not the rugby correspondant for Sky Sports (I can hear the "Who?" from here), but the candidate for the vacant leadership of the Liberal Democrats party.

The Lib Dems are screwed at the moment. They weren't that popular to start off with - definitely the third party. Then their leader had to resign over his alcoholism becoming public fact. Four people stood up for the leadership. One of them was the guy who pushed the previous leader off the plank, whilst sticking knives in his back. Another is as dull as a table lamp. No hint of scandal, nor of a personality. The third has just pulled out after playing heavily on his "family man" image and nicely setting himself up for a tabloid to reveal that he's a regular visitor to a catomite.

That leave Simon Hughes, the knight in shining armour. Who, for some reason, was asked if he was gay. He said no. A few days later, he was asked again if he had had any gay experiences. He, again, said no. Then the Sun pointed out that they had evidence of him phoning a gay sex chat line (he's single, and thus not cheating on anyone).

His public statement read that "I have had both homosexual and heterosexual relationships" and that "I apologise if I have given a misleading answer."

Now, whether he's gay, bi or whatever doesn't matter a jot to me. He's single, he can shag whoever he likes. However, when asked whether he has had any gay experiences, the answer of "No" appears to have little latitude for equivocation. "No" can't really be described as misleading, even by the most optimistic spin.

Any thoughts?

The Earl
 
What ever happened to "I'm sorry, I'd prefer to talk about governmental policy"?
 
I think it's possible to give him the benefit of the doubt on the first question - are you gay? He might see himself as bisexual.

And on the second question - have you had any gay experiences? Well, what is a gay experience?


Too bad politicians can't answer MYOB when asked these sorts of questions.
 
Norajane said:
Too bad politicians can't answer MYOB when asked these sorts of questions.

I really think it's time that they started to. That, or start answering "Are you gay?" with off-the-cuff lectures on the most boring bits of fiscal policy possible until people shrink from the question in mortal terror.
 
BlackShanglan said:
I really think it's time that they started to. That, or start answering "Are you gay?" with off-the-cuff lectures on the most boring bits of fiscal policy possible until people shrink from the question in mortal terror.

That's what the table lamp guy does. He answers every question with fiscal policy lectures. I'm sure he knows what he's doing, but he should be kept well away from the public!

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
That's what the table lamp guy does. He answers every question with fiscal policy lectures. I'm sure he knows what he's doing, but he should be kept well away from the public!

The Earl

Perhaps the correct reply would be, "Why do you ask?" ;)
 
BlackShanglan said:
Or, "Look, I'm sorry, but I've already said I'm not free Friday night."
ROFL!
It's kind of sad that this issue is taken so seriously that no one has punted it into the corner of irrelevance where it belongs. It's especially sad when someone actually feels compelled to answer such a question. As if it would matter to any of their supporters!?
 
He lied. To a rag. About his sexual orientation.

So? The rag should recieve a 2x4 in the proverbial rectum for asking.

I don't care a bit if a politician lies in my face about things that are not my business. Does this say anything about his honesty, integrity and character in general? My arse it does.

If he lies in my face about his policies...off wif da head.
 
Huckleman2000 said:
ROFL!
It's kind of sad that this issue is taken so seriously that no one has punted it into the corner of irrelevance where it belongs. It's especially sad when someone actually feels compelled to answer such a question. As if it would matter to any of their supporters!?

To be honest, this Simon Hughes ran a very dirty campaign against a gay Labour candidate, Peter Tatchell, back in the 80s. His party surreptitiously portrayed him as the 'straight' choice and whipped up enough homophobia to win him the seat.

The Earl
 
Liar said:
I don't care a bit if a politician lies in my face about things that are not my business. Does this say anything about his honesty, integrity and character in general? My arse it does.

If he lies in my face about his policies...off wif da head.

I just like his wording. 'Misleading'? How much less misleading can you get than 'No'?

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
I just like his wording. 'Misleading'? How much less misleading can you get than 'No'?

The Earl

That's the beauty of lying by ommission. No means no, but it begs the question of what yes is.

Wife to husband: Are you fucking the babysitter while I'm at work?
Answer: No.
Complete answer: No, but she's giving me blowjobs on a regular basis.
 
TheEarl said:
I don't know if any of you have been keeping up with the travails of Simon Hughes. No, not the rugby correspondant for Sky Sports (I can hear the "Who?" from here), but the candidate for the vacant leadership of the Liberal Democrats party.

Any thoughts?

The Earl

Why is it that you Brits think that you can just have leadership for your political parties? We don't have any leadership for OUR political parties! [Well, no EFFECTIVE leadership at any rate.] What, you think you are better than us?
 
TheEarl said:
(Edited fer brevity...)
Any thoughts?

The Earl

What on earth has his, or any others' sexual predilictions have to do with how well they do their job, fer chrissake?

Just that thought.
 
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