Mischka & InternationalFunboy

[lavender]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

GODDAMN I love this flash flood shit! Mish, pack your fig leaf because we are beaming down to New Orleans for the nudie pagan rain run party ball extravaganza! Bring your floaties it's gonna be one hell of a ride....

oh wait, me may need these...could you turn around please? I'm gonna match my nipple up to it's counterpart in your room and I don't want you finding it just yet....

OK..it's cool. When the nips come together it triggers the door to the secret cervix room where i can grab the keys......to the penthouse on Bourbon street.

and away we go..

 

[Mischka]

This will definitely be one of the wackiest threads.

Such pressure, Lavy.

And HEY! my Funboy of International Proportions! Glad you're still with us and kicking. Or rather, splashing. The Nudie Pagan Rain Run sounds awesome! (I was born near the beach and was a varsity swimmer, so I'm practically made of water. I think I was a mermaid in a past life. So is this shindig entirely nudie, or can we accessorize? I've always wanted Mardi Gras beads.

Oh, and I'm still turned around. Let me know when you're done...

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Oh sorry love! When i said "it's cool", I meant it's cool to turn around....

Entirely nudie is up to you....I like to swang the thang but then that's just me. If you want to accessorize there is a full compliment in the fridge......maybe we can make you a bikini out of grapes and licorice and bread sticks and marinara sauce and .........you know what? Let's put the SPagetthi in spaghetti straps, shall we?

And what beach? Are you a native Texican?
If you say Galveston, i will lavish affections upon thee the likes of which Don Juan could not conjure....but if you say Port A...well.

One more question...what would your top five Jeopardy categories be?
Me?
Supermodels
how to make an orgasm
Women's magazines
Music 1960 to present
Entertainment trivia

 

[Mischka]

OK, turned around again. Ready for the Nudie Pagan Parade, decked out in conspicuously placed beads and a low slung belt made of joined silver paper clips, four layers deep (I've always wanted one). I'll save the edible outfits for later.

Nope, I'm not a Native Texan, though I think I qualify as an Adopted Texan by now. I'm originally a Southern California gal - L.A. all the way, baby! And yes, of course I love the Beach Boys ("I wish they all could be California girrrlllllllssss.........").

Jeopardy categories? Hmm. I'll go with:

American History According to Dave Barry
Happy Vegetables
The Railway Labor Act
Visual Orgasms
Wild Card Trivia

 

[InternationalFunboy]

grab your straps and let's away to the Flood march!

Hey you know some stiff is bound to ask you for those beads sooner or later......it's kind've tradition round these parts...
Isn't it funny that we can be parading in the buff through the flooded streets of NO and yet still be partying with the freaks at the Funhouse? It makes me happier than a Shithouse Mouse!

let me say this......don't let those nip-beads go without something in return......if you get my drift. Ask for the beanbag.....don't give up anything without the bag. Tell those fellas you want to see nut cleavage.......and the nightstick too.
I have a feeling you are going to own this town before the march is over..... ;-)

if you find yourself uncovered I have a few sequins stuck to my left buttcheek.....help yourself.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Two days!! TWO! tooooooooo............
and no response? This makes my bad side want to come out.....my dark half. He is the Wild Bohemian Bologna Pony, and he's just like me but he likes to dip his balls in everything. It's usually great and really funny.......except on fondue night at the funhouse...

Where you at, cat?

 

[Mischka]

Oh, I doubt your Bologna Pony is any match for my previous carnation - my Dala Horse side can cause quite a stir. Which reminds me - you're part Swedish and you didn't recognize my dear orange horsey?! Tsk tsk...

And I apologize profusely for my lack of attention these past two days, dear sweet sequined N.O. stud. I was on for a bit earlier, but you weren't here. I thought you were biking it to a wedding this weekend? No matter - mea culpa.

So what's this with fondue night at the Funhouse? What do we get to dip in all that melted chocolate?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Pointy golf-tee clog nips is what I say we dip in that fondue....
I just wanted to say pointy golf-tee clog nips.....

I'm part swedish but I'm extremely uncultured so all things except poo and morning wood will have to be explained to me in extreme detail.

You may already know that I went home to try on a tuxedo this weekend.......my car got flooded out wednesday so I had to rent a car( too much rain for the bike). no sweat. I drive the two hours to the town where the wedding is and i find that the tuxes have not arrived. i kick it with my old school bros and come back to find that when you rent a car through monday it means that you rent it through 8AM monday and that you have to pay for another day if you miss that...oops.
there is a happy ending to all of this. The rental car ( an effeminate sports car - a white sunfire) has no cd player but it does have a tape player.....
when i got home I raped my old tape colection from high school and came up with the following:
Beastie Boys - License to Ill
Motley Crue - Dr. Feelgood
Ratt - Invasion of your privacy
Saigon Kick - Saigon Kick
Metallica - And justice for all
And a recorded tape that included among other things, my first songwriting attempts, a bassheavy remix of Day-O complete with my own hip-hop scratching, 15 minutes of my own heart beating, and a few farts.

It was a kick to hear those old tunes......

Now on with the show! Does this skirt make my ass look big??

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Oh where O where has my little horsey gone......Oh where oh where can she be?

Help me hot-pants........GR is out for blood and all I have is beggin' strips....

 

[Starfish]

Your mean.

 

[scylis]

and you're also dead, too, spanky...

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Mean? to myself, you mean?

You know how beggin strips are pretty good to some dogs but they only think so becuase they don't get real bacon......well,

I'm no bacon.

hahahaha

 

[Starfish]

My dog eats beggin strips and bacon. He appreciates them as uniquely separate things.

Write me back you dip shit! Now! answer me!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Should i declare this thread officially dead? The rain has stopped, all the buck nekkid streetwalkers have gone home....

I myself have beemed up to the Funnery where I will enjoy some Funboy time to myself....

And the last i saw Mish, well........i have one word for ya...

"RubberPig"

toodles, kits and cats...........it was fun.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

man, I just read over this again and it was great! for shame Mish for leaving it to wither on the vine.....

I say we offer up Mischka for a public flogging! this thread is now open to every little boy and girl with a hankering for a spankerama! plead your case jezabel.....

better yet...

....to be continued at the Funnery!

Orbital Funhouse HO!

 

[Mischka]

Yes, I suck. I haven't been devoting nearly as much time to this place and this thread as I should. And I'm running off again - to bathe in champagne. Have a great night everyone.