Mischka has a Horsecock, Mischka Has a Horsecock

[lavender]

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Is that anything like a shuttlecock?

 

[lavender]

I don't think it's as easy to saw off.

 

[Problem Child]

I always thought she had a dairy cow udder.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

So, this isn't really about badminton?

 

[Cherry]

correction ... Mischka has TWO Horsecocks!!!

 

[sunstruck]

I always thought she had a dairy cow udder.

No I'd bet her boobs are way perkier than that.

 

[Mischka]

Horsecock? I don't know what ya'll are talking about.

 

[sunstruck]

So I was wrong. lol

 

[red_rose]

*bad pun alert!*

Mischka, your new avatar is udderly ridiculous.

 

[Mischka]

Red_Rose, that hurts. I work up the courage to reveal my true self, and this is the reaction I get.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

So, uh, can I borrow some of the muscles amidst your ribs, there?

 

[hogjack]

Naw

*bad pun alert!*

Mischka, your new avatar is udderly ridiculous.

Au contraire, I found it quite moooving.

 

[red_rose]

Red_Rose, that hurts. I work up the courage to reveal my true self, and this is the reaction I get.

I'm sorry, sweety.

Here, let me make it up to you.

 

[Rhys]

I liked Kate Bush better.

 

[Mischka]

So, uh, can I borrow some of the muscles amidst your ribs, there?

I see how it is. You only want me for my body.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

You're so tender and delicous, how could I not?

 

[lavender]

I'm craving dairy products.

 

[red_rose]

 

[Rhys]

RR you keep sticking that tongue out at me and I'm gonna...

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Naw

Au contraire, I found it quite moooving.

I was titillated.

TB4p

 

[red_rose]

RR you keep sticking that tongue out at me and I'm gonna...

Gonna what?

lol

 

[Frimost]

Really?

I didn't know she had a cock at all much less a horse's member. Wow! Do you fall unconscious every time you get an erection due to the loss of blood flow to your brain?
You know they don't use horses as a comparison for big cocks for nothing, so if you got a horse's cock then you must be hung like a true stallion (as the old saying goes)!

 

[modest mouse]

Horse cock, udder(s), I bet chickenfeet and a pighead are part of the package too.

Been vacationing on the Island of Dr. Moreau again?

 

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