Mischka & EBW

Huh. Well I've never been purchased before so I'm not a hundred percent sure what this'll be about.

Do with me what you will :D
 
I'm posting because Lavender just told me to. I didn't think ahead to actually winning the contest, so I have no idea what to do in here. I think we need to find PC and make you two hold a mud wrestling demonstration.
 
Ooh - I know. I'll answer your Important Question of the Day in here. I'd go with choice D - blow off the wedding, get married on a beach in the Caribbean, and then come back and have a huge bash for all your friends and family to celebrate your nuptuals. Then you won't have to deal with finding a church, picking out bridesmaids' dresses & groomsmen's tuxes, or cringing at the cost of the whole thing. :D
 
Mischka said:
Ooh - I know. I'll answer your Important Question of the Day in here. I'd go with choice D - blow off the wedding, get married on a beach in the Caribbean, and then come back and have a huge bash for all your friends and family to celebrate your nuptuals. Then you won't have to deal with finding a church, picking out bridesmaids' dresses & groomsmen's tuxes, or cringing at the cost of the whole thing. :D

You know, I floated something like this past her and while not actually slapping me she gave me something of a look that made me realize that that wouldn't be an area that we would be looking into.

Were I paying for any of it I'd agree with you but I'm simply a hapless bystander, hoping that I get through the day :p
 
That sucks. I tied the knot last year, and there was no way in hell I was going to waste money on some frivolous wedding. We booked an all-inclusive trip to Jamaica - just the two of us - and got married down there. It was a blast - scuba diving, beach volleyball, sunset cruises, and all you can drink. We had so much fun I almost forgot about the wedding (I was playing beach volleyball 30 minutes before the wedding and had to race back to the room to get ready). Then when we got back, we had a reception for all of our friends and family. Very low stress approach.

So on to happier topics. Where are you guys going for your honeymoon?
 
Mischka said:
That sucks. I tied the knot last year, and there was no way in hell I was going to waste money on some frivolous wedding. We booked an all-inclusive trip to Jamaica - just the two of us - and got married down there. It was a blast - scuba diving, beach volleyball, sunset cruises, and all you can drink. We had so much fun I almost forgot about the wedding (I was playing beach volleyball 30 minutes before the wedding and had to race back to the room to get ready). Then when we got back, we had a reception for all of our friends and family. Very low stress approach.

So on to happier topics. Where are you guys going for your honeymoon?

That sounds really fantastic but I get the idea that, behind the neo-feminist exterior, Erin was one of those girls who read Modern Bride when she was 8.

Honeymoon? We are up in the air on that one too. I would like to salute my socialist brothers in Cuba whereas she wants "someplace Romantic", sheesh :)
 
Ooh, if she's a Modern Bride reader, then you absolutely *have* to go somewhere romantic. And even I would eschew the idea of Cuba. Besides the cigars (the quality of which are going downhill, anyways), there's nada there that would interest a newlywed.

What time of the year are you getting married? If it's in the fall, maybe you could head over to New England. I've heard the fall colors are breathtaking, plus there's trails galore and the requisite romantic bed & breakfasts.

OK, what else are we supposed to talk about in here? Roy's face is way too flat. With those eyes and his mask, he should at least have a pointy nose.

Do you play hockey anymore? How about the Official Sport of Canada?
 
EvilBollWeevil said:
You couldn't have let me win Pyper. You dumb son of a..... Christ sakes!

I have no problem forcing every perverted desire of mine onto Pyper you selfish piece of garbage.
Ooh! Then that's what I want to do with this thread! Since Pyper is free again, let's bring her dancing ass in here. You two have fun. :D
 
Mischka said:
Ooh! Then that's what I want to do with this thread! Since Pyper is free again, let's bring her dancing ass in here. You two have fun. :D

Oh no, This thread is where you get to submit me to your perverted desires. :D
 
What the hell is this? You trying to pawn your socialist Canadian chattel off on me, Mischka?
 
Um, (meekly) yes. I suck at this whole perverted desire thing. I am much better at serving ambrosia martinis in the UN Nipple Room and morphing strawberries and cows. Argh.

OK, fine. EBW, go find PC. And then strip to your skivvies. I'll prepare the mud pit.
 
I'm not sure you can do that because you don't own Pro-

Forget I said anything. :D

Mud wrestle, mud wrestle!
 
That's right! Who owns him?! Isn't it KM? She nominated both of 'em. This just might work. :D
 
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