Miracle Whip v Mayo

FlamingoBlue

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Which do you like best? For me,there's nothing tastier than Miracle Whip (salad dressing). Mayo is soooo very bland. I can't imagine a BLT or a tuna sandwich wihout MW.

blue
 
Actually, both are okay, in very small doses.

I prefer mustard.
 
Bearing in mind that I have never actually tasted miracle whip, (I presume its just salad cream) I have to vote for mayo. If you get the right stuff it is far from bland. Also, lets not forget that it is high in cholestorol which means that its got to taste good!
 
MW's good, but if you want to go low-fat with a little zing, try Hiddenvalley Ranch low-fat :p
 
I prefer mayo because it isn't sweet. I like salty tasting things *grin*
 
I prefer Mayo. It doesn't take over the taste of the sandwich like MW does.

Of course it depends on what is in the sandwich. Some sandwiches demand katsup instead.
 
Mayo is a clinic in Minnesota and I thought miracle whip was a fetish toy...

What ARE you people going on about?
 
Miracle Whip (call me white trash I don't care) instead of mayo in every case except (and this could start a whole new argument) potato salad
 
WTF Dixon? Did the cocktail hour start early on the coast?
 
What ingesting too much Miracle Whip can cause:

http://www.lumpy.co.uk/bom/

Disclaimer: Possibly highly offense religious mockery ahead, with the two uncle fuckahs, Terrance & Phillip, thrown in for no apparent reason.
 
Expertise....

You do have a point. Mayo is most apprproiate for potato salad, especially with a little musturd.

DCL, do you use mayo or MW with incest?

Insofar as the Miracle whip is concerned, I think that Ronco is coming out wth something like that in the near future. I can't wait for the infomercial. Maybe some of our folks
would like to help demonstrate it?

blue
 
Silly Question!

blue dear .. what an absurd question for a thread .. why do you do this??

BUT since you asked .. did you know that in europe they eat mayo with french fries .. and it's a much creamier richer (more fattening) kind of mayo .. i thought that was very bizarre ...
 
Isabella, my dear....

I did it only to prevent the war that Flagg had fortold of in the "White Castle" thread. I thought that a "serious" discussion of the issue might prevent unnecessary conflict. As you can see, Flagg was most calm in his response.

Sweetie, for me, peace is never absurd.

blue
 
oh .. sorry bout being so blonde dear .. i did not read that thread .. geez you have to read every damn thread around here lol ..

but wasn't my mayo story fascinating? ;)
 
Mayo with french fries?

What will they think of next? Oh, those wild and crazy folks in Europe.

I once ordered ketchup in a verrrry fancy restaurant to accompany my crispy fries. I thought the waiter was gonna have a fit. Now I understand the reason why.

blue
 
frites

ooo oooo i forgot .. in canada we eat french fries with white vinegar .. and when i go to the states, they think i'm crazy if i ask for it .. so i don't ask for it anymore when i go there lol
 
Izzy....

I would love to eat french fries with you. I'll bring the condiments!!!

blue
 
Darlin, I think you brought a bit of pink to ny cheeks with that last remark. That was such a sweet thing to say even though you were only being a punster, youngster.

blue
 
Isabella Thorne said:
geez you have to read every damn thread around here lol

What? Some people don't read every thread? Who? Where are they? Why, I oughtta...LOL
 
Miss Izzy - Did you ever get the rare treat of eating at an Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips Shoppe? Ol' Arthur was a fair to middlin actor but he had the best vinegar to put on those little potato strips. I can remember boosting several bottles of the stuff to take home to salvage the fries from lesser establishments. A rare treat indeed!
 
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