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minx1 said:lol I would hate to be dirty![]()
mickyp123 said:god your good, no one can match you for a bare faced porky lol
I had a boss who was notorious for having nothing on his desk except his phone and whatever he was working on *at that moment.* He came into *my* office one day, looked at my desk, and said, "A cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind." I looked him straight in the eye and asked, "If that's true, what is an *empty* desk a sign of?"minx1 said:*cute curtsey*
Micky a clean home is a sign of a clean mind. Ahem....you will notice that mine is spotless![]()
Sir_Winston54 said:I had a boss who was notorious for having nothing on his desk except his phone and whatever he was working on *at that moment.* He came into *my* office one day, looked at my desk, and said, "A cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind." I looked him straight in the eye and asked, "If that's true, what is an *empty* desk a sign of?"
He never commented on my *apparent* lack of organization again.
Sir_Winston54 said:I had a boss who was notorious for having nothing on his desk except his phone and whatever he was working on *at that moment.* He came into *my* office one day, looked at my desk, and said, "A cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind." I looked him straight in the eye and asked, "If that's true, what is an *empty* desk a sign of?"
He never commented on my *apparent* lack of organization again.
graceanne said:*spew*
minx1 said:Yeeewwwww! Gracie!! That'll leave a mess......
....mmmm, best leave off the cookies for a while![]()
mickyp123 said:god your good, no one can match you for a bare faced porky lol
graceanne said:A day without a cookie is a sad, sad day.
RawHumor said:You Brits and your word useages. If this was directed at me, I'd have thought someone was looking for a fight. LOL
mickyp123 said:lol....
porky is short for porky pie,.......cockney rhyme for "lie"
RawHumor said:LMAO
I'd have never gotten that... my first thought was "is he calling her pig-face or wtf?"
minx1 said:*laugh* are you havin a giraffe? he's got a once a week....anyway, pigface?purlease have a butchers![]()
minx1 said:*laugh* are you havin a giraffe? he's got a once a week....anyway, pigface?purlease have a butchers![]()
RawHumor said:Giraffe = laugh
once a week = ?
butchers = ?
RawHumor said:Heh.
A woman once asked me if I was a Cockney and I thought she was asking me if I was really well-hung.
True story.
Okay, not really.
minx1 said:butchers - butchers hook = look
mickyp123 said:em.......never thinks.........minx tehe
minx1 said:I can only think of dick
minx1 said:Is this just an excuse to wear my apron and heals...
mmmm, you need to do some cleaning Raw *sniggers*