Minty Ass

[Faedra]

Anyone heard of this product? Does it work?

http://www.mintyass.com/

 

[red_rose]

I find this image somewhat disturbing:

http://www.mintyass.com/_borders/Pucker.gif

 

[Mischka]

This reminds me of Ginny's Butt Balm.

 

[red_rose]

...and Kitte's grape butt plug.

This place is just assilicious!

 

[Nora]

But Rose, it's not an astringent...it's an ASS-tringent.

(and now i have a new thing to worry about. that my ass just isn't as minty fresh as it could be...)

 

[red_rose]

Gives a new twist to the phrase, "Pucker Up."

 

[Black_Bird]

This scares me in ways I didn't think I could be frightened.

... ah well! At least they don't have candy flavored condoms yet. Do they?

 

[Nora]

Gives a new twist to the phrase, "Pucker Up."

Is that what you're saying with your av? *grin*

 

[scylis]

... ah well! At least they don't have candy flavored condoms yet. Do they?

hehe.. hehehehehe...

 

[red_rose]

Is that what you're saying with your av? *grin*

No.

 

[WhatsHerName]

There is something seriously not right about wanting your butt smelling like gum...

 

[brisbon]

This product needs a spokesperson and jingle.

 

[red_rose]

http://www.mintyass.com/_borders/Pucker.gif

It already has a spokes"person".

Now we just need Dilly to come along and jingle for us...

 

[glamorilla]

does it come in cherry?

 

[celiaKitten]

There is something seriously not right about wanting your butt smelling like gum...

LMFAO!!!!!

*wipes away a tear*

Oh man, that's the funniest thing I've read all night.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Pucker is a swell guy.

 

[glamorilla]

he's got a grip that won't quit.

 

[perks]

does it come in cherry?

you can pretend all you want, it won't change the fact you're used goods.

 

[glamorilla]

it's a good thing my ass doesn't talk.

much.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

This scares me in ways I didn't think I could be frightened.

... ah well! At least they don't have candy flavored condoms yet. Do they?

i found chocolate and cotton candy flavored condoms

 

[Lasz]

This has to be some kind of weird novelty gift.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

listen to the jingle it seems like a joke

 

[DevilBoy79]

i found chocolate and cotton candy flavored condoms

grr u never told me this

 

[Ginny]

Anyone heard of this product? Does it work?

http://www.mintyass.com/

lmao......Sphincterine asstringent.....

omg the jingle......"Shphincterine makes you tingle and feel so clean.....Sphincterine cleans your sphincter and what's between......Shphincterine....aaahhhh"

my lil ass is twitching nervously......i bet that stuff burns......like seabreeze for your ass......yikes....not for application just after a rough round of buttsex....fer sure.....poor lil anal tissues....

 

[Ginny]

This reminds me of Ginny's Butt Balm.

lol....that would be Boudreaux's Butt Paste......