Mind Control, the CIA, Sex Slaves and Conspiracies

[Dillinger]

"How many here believe a mind can be controlled from an external source?"

This question is posed by Mark Phillips, a man who looks like an overfed Martin Sheen.

Mark is talking about the CIA's "MK-Ultra Project Monarch," a mind-control system that takes people and turns them into sex slaves...

DAMN I LOVE THIS!!! *LOL*

But the bad news, Mark says, is that his wife, Cathy O'Brien, whom he rescued from such enslavement, was made to service former president-and, according to Mark, huge heroin fiend - George Bush. Cathy gives vague details of life as a top-level intelligence agent and concubine and explains how she finally broke free of the mind-control grip. It was all thanks to the love of Mark, a man she learned to trust when she saw him hugging a racoon.

OH THIS IS GOOD!

So - I have a question: If the CIA can control minds... why don't we use "MK-Ultra Project Monarch" to turn Osama Bin Laden into Ron Jeremy's sex slave?

 

[cymbidia]

So - I have a question: If the CIA can control minds... why don't we use "MK-Ultra Project Monarch" to turn Osama Bin Laden into Ron Jeremy's sex slave?

I think Osama Bin Laden should be turned into yayati's sex slave. Neither of them are getting enough, that much is patently obvious, and this kinda sex slavery wouldn't result in any little yayati's or little bin Laden's cluttering up the planet, either. We could exile them to a deserted island equipped with remote cams for anyone who wanted to peek in and see how our lovebirds were doing. Do a flyover and drop supplies (certainly including lots o' lube for humanitarian reasons) every so often. Let them live happily ever after.

 

[Pokerman]

Naaah make bin Laden the sex slave of a sheep.....

 

[shadowsource]

yayati is bin Laden's court jester -

but MK Ultra was a terrible project that destroyed numerous lives.

 

[Renegade]

The thing about Bin Laden is that we're assuming he wouldn't like being a sex slave to Yayati or a sheep

 

[Weird Harold]

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I think Osama Bin Laden should be turned into yayati's sex slave.

I think that OBL and all of the Taliban's members (and any other radical clerics that oppress women) should get an involuntary sex change. Let them live the life they force on women!

 

[cymbidia]

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I think that OBL and all of the Taliban's members (and any other radical clerics that oppress women) should get an involuntary sex change. Let them live the life they force on women!

I withdraw my previous suggestion in favor of the ultimate-justice appropriateness of WH's inspired offering. This would indeed be an appropriate sentence.

 

[sigh]

utterly brilliant, weird harold...imagine his (make that her) bridegroom's surprise (and presumable disgust) when the veil is finally lifted on the wedding night...

 

[Dillinger]

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I think that OBL and all of the Taliban's members (and any other radical clerics that oppress women) should get an involuntary sex change. Let them live the life they force on women!

Wish I had thought of that one. Yes - that would indeed be justice...

We could exile them to a deserted island equipped with remote cams for anyone who wanted to peek in and see how our lovebirds were doing. Do a flyover and drop supplies (certainly including lots o' lube for humanitarian reasons) every so often. Let them live happily ever after.

Though - I'd like to add this part of cym's idea to this. I want to watch! My kind of reality TV.

 

[Ksss]

I feel sorry for the poor sheep....

 

[xwizard4]

I've read this book, "Trance-Formation of America" and it is excellent. Cathy
O'Brien names father George Bush as paedophile, murderer and drug dealer,(she was forced to watch while the former pres had sex with her 4 yr. old daughter)as well as Dick Cheney as a serial killer.

 

[bluntforcemama]

lol, and here I was hoping that Dill was coming for me with all these promises!

 

[Dillinger]

Hmmmm - I came across this little ditty while looking for something else. Maybe that is what's happened to Osama? He's getting it from the Warthog right now!