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THE MILITARY WIFE
The good lord was creating a model for military wives and was into his sixth day overtime when an angel appeared. She said, "Lord, you seem to be having a lot of trouble with this one. What's wrong with the standard model ?"
The Lord replied, "Have you seen the species on the order ? She has to be completely independent, possess the qualities of both father and mother, be a perfect hostess to four or forty at an hour's notice,run on tea or coffee, handle every emergency imaginable without a manual, be able to carry on cheerfully even if she is pregnant and suffering from fever, and she must be willing to move to a new location twenty times in 30 yrs. And, Oh !! she must have six pairs of hands."
The angel shook her head. "Six pairs of hands ? No way."
The Lord continued, "Don't worry; we will make other military
wives help her. And we will give her an unusually strong heart so it can swell with pride in her husband's achievements, sustain the pain of separations, beat soundly when it is overworked and tired, and be large enough to say 'I understand' when she doesn't and say 'I love you regardless."
"Lord," said the angel, touching his arm gently, "Go to bed and
get some rest, you can finish this tomorrow."
"I can't stop now," said the Lord, " I am so close to creating
something unique. Already this model heals herself when she is sick,can put up six unexpected guests for the weekend, wave goodbye to her husband from a pier, a runway or a rail station and understand why it's important that he leaves."
The angel circled the model of the military wife, looked at it
closely and sighed, "It looks fine, but it's too soft.
"She might look soft," replied the Lord, "But she has the strength of a lion. You would not believe what she can endure."
* * * * *
Compounding is the eighth wonder of the world.
---Albert Einstein
I seek the comments of fellow litsters on this write up
The good lord was creating a model for military wives and was into his sixth day overtime when an angel appeared. She said, "Lord, you seem to be having a lot of trouble with this one. What's wrong with the standard model ?"
The Lord replied, "Have you seen the species on the order ? She has to be completely independent, possess the qualities of both father and mother, be a perfect hostess to four or forty at an hour's notice,run on tea or coffee, handle every emergency imaginable without a manual, be able to carry on cheerfully even if she is pregnant and suffering from fever, and she must be willing to move to a new location twenty times in 30 yrs. And, Oh !! she must have six pairs of hands."
The angel shook her head. "Six pairs of hands ? No way."
The Lord continued, "Don't worry; we will make other military
wives help her. And we will give her an unusually strong heart so it can swell with pride in her husband's achievements, sustain the pain of separations, beat soundly when it is overworked and tired, and be large enough to say 'I understand' when she doesn't and say 'I love you regardless."
"Lord," said the angel, touching his arm gently, "Go to bed and
get some rest, you can finish this tomorrow."
"I can't stop now," said the Lord, " I am so close to creating
something unique. Already this model heals herself when she is sick,can put up six unexpected guests for the weekend, wave goodbye to her husband from a pier, a runway or a rail station and understand why it's important that he leaves."
The angel circled the model of the military wife, looked at it
closely and sighed, "It looks fine, but it's too soft.
"She might look soft," replied the Lord, "But she has the strength of a lion. You would not believe what she can endure."
* * * * *
Compounding is the eighth wonder of the world.
---Albert Einstein
I seek the comments of fellow litsters on this write up