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THE MILITARY WIFE
The good lord was creating a model for military wives and was into his sixth day overtime when an angel appeared. She said, "Lord, you seem to be having a lot of trouble with this one. What's wrong with the standard model ?"

The Lord replied, "Have you seen the species on the order ? She has to be completely independent, possess the qualities of both father and mother, be a perfect hostess to four or forty at an hour's notice,run on tea or coffee, handle every emergency imaginable without a manual, be able to carry on cheerfully even if she is pregnant and suffering from fever, and she must be willing to move to a new location twenty times in 30 yrs. And, Oh !! she must have six pairs of hands."
The angel shook her head. "Six pairs of hands ? No way."
The Lord continued, "Don't worry; we will make other military
wives help her. And we will give her an unusually strong heart so it can swell with pride in her husband's achievements, sustain the pain of separations, beat soundly when it is overworked and tired, and be large enough to say 'I understand' when she doesn't and say 'I love you regardless."
"Lord," said the angel, touching his arm gently, "Go to bed and
get some rest, you can finish this tomorrow."
"I can't stop now," said the Lord, " I am so close to creating
something unique. Already this model heals herself when she is sick,can put up six unexpected guests for the weekend, wave goodbye to her husband from a pier, a runway or a rail station and understand why it's important that he leaves."
The angel circled the model of the military wife, looked at it
closely and sighed, "It looks fine, but it's too soft.
"She might look soft," replied the Lord, "But she has the strength of a lion. You would not believe what she can endure."
* * * * *

Compounding is the eighth wonder of the world.
---Albert Einstein

I seek the comments of fellow litsters on this write up
 
i'm going to go with the mouthpuke on that one.

sucking up properly is an art form.
you've made a pig's ear of it.
 
bull fucking shit....don't give me that "strong military wife" "army wife is the hardest job in the military" bull. That's only like 5% of you and you fucking know it. I have been on rear D....I know what you hoes beast are up to.

Ft. BENNING....hoes

Ft.Campbell....HOES!!

Ft.Bragg....hoezzzzzz

You doin ho activities
With ho tendencies
Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies
With ho energy to do whacha do
Blew whacha blew
Screw whacha screw
Yall professional like DJ Clue, pullin on my coat tail
an why do you think you take a ho to a hotel?
Hotel everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya
Come on playa once a ho always
And hos never close they open like hallways
An heres a ho cake for you whole ho crew
an everybody wants some cuz hoes gotta eat too

I can't imagine other major military installations being all that different. Jody is everywhere and usually on rear D....enjoy.
 
The angel circled the model of the military wife, looked at it
closely and sighed, "It looks fine, but it's too soft.
"She might look soft," replied the Lord, "But she has the strength of a lion. You would not believe what she can endure."
If this doesn't develop into hardcore BDSM fic, I'm not interrested.
 
THE MILITARY WIFE
The good lord was creating a model for military wives and was into his sixth day overtime when an angel appeared. She said, "Lord, you seem to be having a lot of trouble with this one. What's wrong with the standard model ?"

The Lord replied, "Have you seen the species on the order ? She has to be completely independent, possess the qualities of both father and mother, be a perfect hostess to four or forty at an hour's notice,run on tea or coffee, handle every emergency imaginable without a manual, be able to carry on cheerfully even if she is pregnant and suffering from fever, and she must be willing to move to a new location twenty times in 30 yrs. And, Oh !! she must have six pairs of hands."
The angel shook her head. "Six pairs of hands ? No way."
The Lord continued, "Don't worry; we will make other military
wives help her. And we will give her an unusually strong heart so it can swell with pride in her husband's achievements, sustain the pain of separations, beat soundly when it is overworked and tired, and be large enough to say 'I understand' when she doesn't and say 'I love you regardless."
"Lord," said the angel, touching his arm gently, "Go to bed and
get some rest, you can finish this tomorrow."
"I can't stop now," said the Lord, " I am so close to creating
something unique. Already this model heals herself when she is sick,can put up six unexpected guests for the weekend, wave goodbye to her husband from a pier, a runway or a rail station and understand why it's important that he leaves."
The angel circled the model of the military wife, looked at it
closely and sighed, "It looks fine, but it's too soft.
"She might look soft," replied the Lord, "But she has the strength of a lion. You would not believe what she can endure."
* * * * *

Compounding is the eighth wonder of the world.
---Albert Einstein

I seek the comments of fellow litsters on this write up

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That wasn't my experience with military wives and significant others. The truth was more like If the Corps wanted you to have a wife we would have issued you one.

Check the divorce rates for military (and police) vs civilians. Married life and military life are pretty much incompatible with each other.
 
That wasn't my experience with military wives and significant others. The truth was more like If the Corps wanted you to have a wife we would have issued you one.

Check the divorce rates for military (and police) vs civilians. Married life and military life are pretty much incompatible with each other.

Im sure the stats would be on par with other jobs where one spouse is gone a significant percent of the time.
 
The easiest place in the world to get laid (without paying) is the NCO club on any base, the first weekend after a deployment..........

but there are some good one and they do have to put up with a lot of BS
 
Im sure the stats would be on par with other jobs where one spouse is gone a significant percent of the time.

I doubt it. I have a feeling that your spouse maybe dying is significantly more stressful than your spouse being on the road performing.
 
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