Milf thread.

[TommyMcF_18]

Long story short: after my mom & dad got divorced two years ago, she went bananas with this "whole new me" thing. She went Barbie blonde, definitely some sort of face lift, a permanent pout put on her lips, and new perfectly round boobs (I saw the tag on one of her bras: she's a 36C) She started wearing tons of make-up, takes forever to make sure her hair is "just right" even if she's going to her constant yoga classes, and she started dressing younger, trendier, and definitely sexier.

Along with the outside change, there was an inside one. My mom Darlene is now super snobby and stuck up on herself. She acts like she knows everything and everyone should pay attention to her. She has perfected her prissy pout and bitchy death-stare that believe me, I get a lot from her. Everything has to be perfect or she will turn on her "Princess" mode.

She moved us to this fancy gated community where she instantly became the topic of everyone's attention because of how she stands out because of how she looks and dresses exactly like the reality show Real Housewife named Alexis Bellino (more on that later). Obviously Darlene had all of the husbands and dads trying to flirt with her while the other wives and moms instantly became jealous of her, especially Steve's mom Janet because until me and my mom arrived, Janet was considered the "prettiest mom" and really was pissed when she lost her top spot to the "sexiest mom" Darlene. Janet is so bothered by it that I've noticed how behind Darlene's back, she has all the other moms on her side to make all kinds of catty comments about her, yet at the same time she sort of acts friendly to Darlene when face to face and my mom is so self involved she doesn't seem to be aware of how Janet constantly conspires against her (more on that later)

By now it should be obvious how embarrassing and frustrating it is to have Darlene as my mom. I made some new friends Brad and Steve and Ricky and Mike, which of course, my mom seems to dislike and will either ignore them deliberately or acts snobby to them. She's probably do worse if she found out how much they goof on me about how my mom is a "MILF" and how she is the "sluttier twin of Alexis Bellino." I have to tell them to cut it out when they start in on how Darlene/Alexis has "MILF porn star potential" and how she reminds them of certain favorite actual MILF porn stars (more on that later)

And if that weren't all enough for your average 18 year-old to deal with, aside from somehow successfully starting her own real estate business and constantly nominating herself to be involved in community events, Darlene has decided she wants to be an "on-air style and fashion personality." Which is why she's started trying to launch this diva-thon to the local cable station where she's determined to get in front of the camera any way possible it seems.

And it seems everyone from my friends and the other moms led by Janet has been hoping and planning for Darlene to get the opportunity... because both sides think it's going to be their perfect chance to sabotage Darlene's moment with a revealing comeuppance.

This is a "casual" Darlene look that I've seen girls at my school wear and obviously none of the other moms could which began their dislike of Darlene:

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Classic example of what I've seen my mom wear when leaving to go show off a house to clients

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This would be a the type of photo Brad or Steve or Ricky would take on their phones whenever they see my mom out somewhere and send it to my phone with a text like: Spotted a MILF porn star at the mall

http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Alexis_Bellino_booty_.jpg

She wore this to one of the the school's first PTA meetings (which I have to attend because I'm on the school council, so of course Darlene just has to get involved) The dads and male teachers spent most of the time looking at her rack while the other mom's and female teachers - which Janet is both - got their first real dose of Darlene's look and style and attitude when she went up to the podium to introduce herself for a good two minutes

https://cbskyxy2.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/alexis1.jpg

Pretty much seen Darlene leave the house to go shopping looking just like this and wearing the exact same thing, minus the "Team Alexis" logo.

http://static.socialitelife.com/uploads/2012/07/26/alexis-bellino-shopping-07262012-05-435x580.jpg

So now that the word is out to my friends that my mom Darlene has been going by our local cable station and trying to have meetings with I guess whoever's in charge or whoever the producers are that make some of the shows that they do. She's planning some sort of fundraising event from what I've overheard her talking on the phone about. Of course, Darlene makes a big deal out of everything and this is no exception. Only this time she's really going into diva mode and wants to be onstage hosting it for the cable station to film.

Here's some examples of Alexis Bellino pretty much wearing the exact same clothes as Darlene did when she went to three separate meetings at the cable station recently.

First meeting: She was kinda looking all professional
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Second meeting: The first one didn't seem to go so well because she went less business-like and more dolled up, but full of attitude when she left the house to go to meeting #2

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Third Meeting: pretty sure she was meeting with the two producer guys because she was way confident and definitely dressed to the nines

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[Hypoxia]

So when do you fuck her? That's where this is going, right?

 

[SlightlyGone]

fuck hypoxia

 

[sa2222]

Not sure if you're looking for ideas?
How bout...
the network turns her down, saying she doesn't have enough experience. She is pissed off. One of Tommy's friends comes up with an idea to get close to the gorgeous milf. He tells Darlene he's doing a big school project by making a documentary film, and he asks her to star in it about her life and how she became so successful. She figures this would be a great chance to get in front of the camera and prove herself, so she agrees to it.
She goes way overboard, and takes an inordinate amount of time to pick out her outfits and do her hair. She asks Tommy's friend to assist her, and he's more than happy to lend suggestions and stroke her ego. She comes to like the young man and wished her son was more like him. Once they start filming, they make Tommy hold the camera while his friend interviews his mom, much to Tommy's displeasure. The filming lasts over several days before finishing. Tommy's friend takes Darlene out to celebrate for dinner and drinks, while they make Tommy stay home and finish editing the video.
They get home late and Tommy is already in bed. Tommy's friend asks Darlene to do one more interview for the film, in her bedroom. She is a bit tipsy from wine, so she agrees. When they begin, he asks her to talk about her sex life. She quickly says hell no, she doesn't want that in the film because she's trying to impress the network, but he says don't worry they don't need to include anything they don't want to, so she says ok but it needs to be deleted, and she proceeds to talk about her lack of sex life since divorce and even way before that, how she misses it and wants it bad. The friend puts the moves on her and she caves in and they fuck like wild animals in her room while video was taking. He tells Darlene afterwards that he's going to delete it.
The next morning he doesn't delete it, instead he replaces the video file on Tommy's computer without telling him. Later that day, Darlene tells Tommy to email the video out to everyone in the neighborhood and at the network so she can show off the fabulous documentary of herself. Thinking it was a finished product and NOT the pornographic video of his mom and friend, he emails it out.

 

[Hypoxia]

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[EquinoxRising]

I am to "blame" somehow. I was trying to merge his two threads into one and it seems I split up the replies to him. Sorry about that. I'll see if I can re-merge these to his thread!!





ETA: It is all merged now. Sorry about that!