miley cyrus breaking balls

[Bert Notorius]

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/a-review-of-the-new-miley-cyrus-video-by-someone-who-hasnt-seen-it

in case you haven't seen it.

 

[Lancecastor]

Nice bit of soft core symbolism...I think she should have inserted the sledge hammer instead of licking it though.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

*clicks

 

[Riles]

It's a pity all that money can't buy a decent wardrobe.

I actually like this song. I'd like it more were it not for the distraction of the pointlessly under clothed girl in the middle of the screen.

 

[Lancecastor]

It's a pity all that money can't buy a decent wardrobe.

I actually like this song. I'd like it more were it not for the distraction of the pointlessly under clothed girl in the middle of the screen.

Weird, isn't it? The video is mostly designed to produce erections, but straight men don't buy her music.

And the horny fuck-me visuals don't synch with the sad breakup message of the lyrics.

She does look good naked though and there is a very brief nipple edge in one of the sequences.

Not that I looked closely.

 

[phrodeau]

When a sex video eventually surfaces of her, nobody will care.

 

[RoryN]

Young female adult acts like a tart. Old man makes a big deal about it.

And the band played on.

 

[Garnate]

The best thing about this is the link I found to Eminem's new song.

*Buys it*

 

[phrodeau]

She broke the record for most-viewed video in 24 hours.

Take that, Rick Astley!

 

[Riles]

Weird, isn't it? The video is mostly designed to produce erections, but straight men don't buy her music.

And the horny fuck-me visuals don't synch with the sad breakup message of the lyrics.

She does look good naked though and there is a very brief nipple edge in one of the sequences.

Not that I looked closely.

You should own that keen eye - so many hours of careful study must have been required to hone that particular skill.

 

[Lancecastor]

When a sex video eventually surfaces of her, nobody will care.

Does anyone care about sex videos anymore?

I would watch her masturbate live though.

 

[Lancecastor]

You should own that keen eye - so many hours of careful study must have been required to hone that particular skill.

One quick look on my iPad....I know nipple when I see it.

Now, move your left knee a little more towards the leg of your desk....thanks.

 

[Liar]

And the horny fuck-me visuals don't synch with the sad breakup message of the lyrics.

That's what weird about it. I don't care if she strips for a video. But she should do it to a song that fits.

Now it just made me think of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw

 

[dolf]

it's all a bit immature. trying too too hard.

she should get a new makeup artist too. I was horribly distracted by the clumpy mascara and the way the lipstick looks at corners of her mouth when she opens it.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

it's all a bit immature. trying too too hard.

she should get a new makeup artist too. I was horribly distracted by the clumpy mascara and the way the lipstick looks at corners of her mouth when she opens it.

She's rushing to take advantage of the ebbing slut glut.

 

[Lancecastor]

The face shots could have been deleted. She is not attractive from the neck up.

I used to think her tits were stupid looking, but she looks good without the clothes....nice body.

 

[Phelia]

Swinging around on a wrecking ball looks fun! I'd love to wrap my legs around one of those, but I'd probably wear pants. Personal choice.

Anyway, someone just wrote this sentence: "What the video offers in lieu of anything genuinely alarm-inducing is a sort-of outrage simulacrum; the semiotics are there but it's ultimately hollow," about a Hannah Montana video. I think it's time for everyone to calm down a little bit.

 

[Garnate]

Anyway, someone just wrote this sentence: "What the video offers in lieu of anything genuinely alarm-inducing is a sort-of outrage simulacrum; the semiotics are there but it's ultimately hollow," about a Hannah Montana video. I think it's time for everyone to calm down a little bit.

Hahahaa ^^This.

 

[PaulCummings]

Everybody so critical. Bitch and complain because that is what you people do best while she makes millions. She wins and you are still losers. But hey you knew that already so I added nothing new.

 

[FGB]

Damn.

Incest sure fucks kids up.

 

[phrodeau]

She's been selling her underwear for a while now.

 

[Garnate]

Damn.

Incest sure fucks kids up.

Zingah!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

She's been selling her underwear for a while now.

The fact you know that is a bit disconcerting.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

She's rushing to take advantage of the ebbing slut glut.

Missed it by that much!

Does this whore actually have any fans anymore?

I say two or three more laps around the drain until she's buried in the same career cemetery hosting Rickie Lee Jones, Men at Work, and the Bay City Rollers.

And if you're going to any of her "after concert" parties.....

 

[CHNOPS]

Decent song. Lazy chorus, but I like the wrecking ball idea. I think her voice sounds great in the low register of the verses. Her comeback album at 30 will be good.

I may be guilty of simulacra-ing a Miley Cyrus video, but I thought the goofy sledge-licking and perky ball-riding was meant to poke at herself for sexing her way into relationships and then wreaking havoc. Dumb video either way, but I read at least one more layer into it than most.

I like the tattoo under her left tit, and I also saw nip. Nothing wrong with her body--or face, IMO.