Miles

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[Mensa]

got your pm-accidentally clicked deny reciept. Sorry.

That's her story and she's stcking to it.

 

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[Mensa]

Just like in politics

What you want me to tell him what you were doing to me at the time???

Then I'll deny receipt.

 

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[Mensa]

Sound familiar?

I did not have sex with that woman <wagging finger>

 

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[Mensa]

The naked and the dead

Well if you had had sex with me, you wouldn't be able to type right now. You'd be too worn out.

Yeah! That's what I heard!

 

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[Mensa]

The writings on the wall

Someone kissed and told...Mensa, hon, won't you please tell me who it was? Pretty please?

Sorry! I wasn't in the stall for long and it was unsigned.

 

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[Mensa]

I bet it listed my number too... 867-5309, right? I'm not a Cyber whore-I swear!

Then why do I keep getting a busy signal?

 

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[Mensa]

She'll never read this

Oh...so YOU'RE My cyber stalker! Whew! I thought is was someone scarier. Like, like, April.

No, not April, because if I remember aright, her name and number were also there!

 

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[Mensa]

Hit me in a soft spot

IN the words of another Canadian...

"come on over, come on in...
you can unwind, take a load off your mind.."

Shania anyone?

Yes, please!

 

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[Mensa]

Auditions start in twenty minutes

*Kicks Mensa in the shins* You want Shania-and not me??? HMPH!

Well, tell you what. Just to be fair, you do "Man, I feel like a woman" like Shania and we'll reconsider. You know the one? "Men's shirts, short skirts"? That one!

 

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[Mensa]

Nice, CB, thanks a lot

I sleep in the nude. Honesty is my best quality

No sleep for me tonight! Just vivid imaginings!

 

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[Mensa]

I can't right now

Hey , I told you to come on over...

I'm busy, imagining this beautiful woman.................and she's completely NAKED!....................I'm so happy!

 

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[Mensa]

Fooled you!

you'd rather imagine her-than be with her? I didn't realize all Canadians were Todd.

Who said it was her??

 

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