Mile High Club

[sirhugs]

You might have seen news reports regarding the man charged in the carolinas for alleged peerforming an "overt sexual act" while resting his head in his girlfriend's lap in flight .

CNN.com had a headline " Man was ill, not trying to join Mile High Club, says Lawyer".

To which I rthought " well, isn't that a club everyone should belong to?"

So it got my thinking that an interesting story could be written about a Charter(or entire Airline?) devoted to encouraging people to join the Mile High Club. Called Mile High Air, perhaps.

Imagine the bible thumpers who accidentally book the wrong flight. Or the nun. The nervous virgin male, alone, just hoping.....

Fun might also be had inventing orther rules about where sex can occur, or clothing rules, or rules about who.....

 

[Shendude]

Sounds fun...

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Where can I book a flight?

On a slightly more serious note, I love the title Mile High Air and the concept of it being an up and coming airline or an airline that was struggling to compete with others and either renames itself or it gets nicknamed "Mile High Air"! Anything goes on this airline, and they do mean anything!

Depending on which major cities allow incoming and outgoing flights, and their state's "adult laws", the flights would be 18 or 21 and over.

 

[cutsdean]

Sounds like a good idea. A good few opportunities with familes flying nuns etc. Could even give it a Christmas feel with people flying off to see santa.

I love the idea of a frequent flyer programme that give extra points for each sexual act on one of their planes.

By the way in prague or somewhere around there I believe they run an airline with strippers as air hostesses.

 

[jeninflorida]

There is a guy that does that, he converted a small plane for a couple. can't remember if it was on the discovery channel or travel channel....how fun! talk about customer service is you can take a dc-3 with a couple friends...and have some fun

You might have seen news reports regarding the man charged in the carolinas for alleged peerforming an "overt sexual act" while resting his head in his girlfriend's lap in flight .

CNN.com had a headline " Man was ill, not trying to join Mile High Club, says Lawyer".

To which I rthought " well, isn't that a club everyone should belong to?"

So it got my thinking that an interesting story could be written about a Charter(or entire Airline?) devoted to encouraging people to join the Mile High Club. Called Mile High Air, perhaps.

Imagine the bible thumpers who accidentally book the wrong flight. Or the nun. The nervous virgin male, alone, just hoping.....

Fun might also be had inventing orther rules about where sex can occur, or clothing rules, or rules about who.....

 

[Texguy84]

Fun historical trivia: The first member (and founder) of the Mile High Club is said to be Lawrence Sperry, who also happened to be the inventer of the Autopilot. Legend has it, his flying boat plane crashed when the autopilot failed while he was entertaining a female passenger (both survived).

 

[toms_naughty_kitten]

I say, I don't like to fly, but if there was an airline such as your's I would have a change of heart about it.

Would love to read it

 

[JRaven]

Once, as I was getting searched prior to boarding a flight, I wondered how long it would be before they made everybody fly nude. Well, being an author, I assumed it was as much a story idea as it was a rant against the stupid rules about my perfume.

When you check in, you are given a small bag in which you're only allowed to put X, Y, and Z in and another larger bag. Of course, it's already loaded with condoms and KY. You walk to the security screening area for Mile High Air where you talk off your clothes and put them in the large bag. That bag is immediately checked. Not just looking into it for contraband, but put in the hold of the plane. You then take your little bag and plane ticket onto the plane.

When you arrive at your destination, you're given your large bag first. You get dressed in the security area and then get the rest of your checked luggage.

When I first thought of the idea, I was thinking that the air line would bill itself as the most secure airline with the fewest hassles about security!

Then I thought, what happens when the airline loses your luggage?!?

Jenny

 

[subwannabe]

I like the idea of the mile high airline. I would make it though so that was it's only purpose and everyone buying a ticket knew exactly what was going on. Maybe it could be like some kind of swinger's cruise.

 

[Texguy84]

Then I thought, what happens when the airline loses your luggage?!?

Jenny

Simple: Offer complimentary bathrobes to all passengers. Keep a supply on the plane, as well as stockpiles at the terminals.

 

[selectivemaster]

or they could get a free flight in first class with their own person attendent to where ever their bags are

Simple: Offer complimentary bathrobes to all passengers. Keep a supply on the plane, as well as stockpiles at the terminals.

 

[sirhugs]

or they could get a free flight in first class with their own person attendent to where ever their bags are

that would be especially interesting if it was a couple, with each getting their own 'attendant'.

 

[angelicminx]

Love this idea. How far along are you?

 

[sirhugs]

Love this idea. How far along are you?

not. I'm hoping some runs with it. I'm bogged down in a christmas story, then have sequels to do for Nude Beach Bride and Harold, then Valentine's Day....

 

[MichelAngel0]

How about the air marshalls, will they be able to use their "pistols"?