Mike Yates = Matthew Craig

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My theory. I don't know why exactly, but it is what I think.

Yates, send me a pic of your penis so I can make a final determination.
 
Shit. Someone refresh my memory of Matty Craig? Why do I feel like I know the guy here...I don't remember posting with him. FUCK! This is going to bother me.
 
Enough with this alt calling bullshit, I have no idea who Matthrew Craig is.

Ask Laurel if my IP address and the IP addy of this Matthew Craig are identical, I assure you that they are not.

This means that these accounts are being used by two different computers and locations.
 
Shit. Someone refresh my memory of Matty Craig? Why do I feel like I know the guy here...I don't remember posting with him. FUCK! This is going to bother me.

He was the guy who seemed to be posting from a dark basement, with a bunch of action figures nailed to the wall behind him in tidy rows.
 
He was really antisocial. And not in the good way, like me.


Yates and Matty have different posting styles. Plus, wasn't Matt Canadian?

True, but neither posting styles are genuine. Anyone can do an "obsessive celeb stalker" style or "angry basement dweller" style.

Yes, Matty was Canadian. I had his address, sent him a bunch of comic books once.
 
He's not the same guy.

Craig was a hooker loving pedo.

That would have shone through by now.

I can't agree with the pedo thing, he was 22 and the girl was 15. I was shagging a 15 year old busboy when I was a 22 year old waitress... 15 is not prepubescent. (And I now realize I have always had a thing for fucking younger dudes, how strange)
 
I can't agree with the pedo thing, he was 22 and the girl was 15. I was shagging a 15 year old busboy when I was a 22 year old waitress... 15 is not prepubescent. (And I now realize I have always had a thing for fucking younger dudes, how strange)

I think he said he was 25.

Either way, he was a sad sack.
 
Both are characters but in different ways. Yates is authentically whoever he is, Craig is being clever on some level or at least trying to be. Different authors voices, word structure, word choices.

Not the same guy.
 
Both are characters but in different ways. Yates is authentically whoever he is, Craig is being clever on some level or at least trying to be. Different authors voices, word structure, word choices.

Not the same guy.

For a new poster discussing old handles he has never even met, you sure do know a lot.
 
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