Mike Yates Isn't Insane!

[Garnate]

You heard it here first. Hand to god, this just happened to me and it was the scariest moment in all of my life. I was just sitting on the couch, enjoying a peanut butter sandwich and I clicked out of Mike's thread about his desk shaking. My dog was being cute so I decided to take some video of him AND LOOK! LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj_3f0sLfWI

Mike, I need you to scour the web and track down Heathryryr because I need her here STAT.

 

[chillywilly2]

yer some fucked up woman

 

[Super-Surprise]

The ghosts of a dead fan.

 

[Garnate]

The ghosts of a dead fan.

The fan is very much alive and kicking.

 

[Super-Surprise]

The fan is very much alive and kicking.

Yes, mike will now become a "fan" of yours.

 

[Garnate]

Yes, mike will now become a "fan" of yours.

http://jeffpicard.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/rim-shot-johnny-utah.thumbnail.jpg

 

[Garnate]

Oh god, my video scared everyone I'm so sorry! Put yourself in MY shoes. I have to continue to live here and there's probably about 50 poltergeists moving in.

 

[chillywilly2]

Oh god, my video scared everyone I'm so sorry! Put yourself in MY shoes. I have to continue to live here and there's probably about 50 poltergeists moving in.

so you're gonna get fucked regular now?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Your plate is haunted.

 

[Garnate]

so you're gonna get fucked regular now?

Define regular.

Your plate is haunted.

Mmhmm that's my opinion, too. Naturally that's the only explanation.

 

[butters]

You heard it here first. Hand to god, this just happened to me and it was the scariest moment in all of my life. I was just sitting on the couch, enjoying a peanut butter sandwich and I clicked out of Mike's thread about his desk shaking. My dog was being cute so I decided to take some video of him AND LOOK! LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj_3f0sLfWI

Mike, I need you to scour the web and track down Heathryryr because I need her here STAT.

 

[chillywilly2]

often..like, on a continuing basis

 

[Garnate]

often..like, on a continuing basis

I hope so! I also hope they don't want to get too kinky with it. Curling irons are for everything but hair and sex.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Mmhmm that's my opinion, too. Naturally that's the only explanation.

It could be worse? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=quJxGYROkCY

 

[islandman]

You're one weird woman.

 

[Garnate]

It could be worse? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=quJxGYROkCY

That sure was......something. Terrifying? I'm not sure.

You're one weird woman.

I'm easily entertained.

 

[CyranoJ]

Mike, I need you to scour the web and track down Heathryryr because I need her here STAT.

The flurry of activity, an artist's depiction:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/RobertDobolinaEsq/612.gif

 

[Mike_Yates]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL_bIhVJi-k

 

[Garnate]

The flurry of activity, an artist's depiction:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/RobertDobolinaEsq/612.gif

lollllls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL_bIhVJi-k

That was only slightly scarier than my very real video.

 

[pink]

Garnate.....you...I'm speechless.

 

[Garnate]

Garnate.....you...I'm speechless.

Right? Terrifying!

 

[Jennifer]

I hope so! I also hope they don't want to get too kinky with it. Curling irons are for everything but hair and sex.

Umm, so I burnt the hell out of my twat for nothing??

Other than it felt amazing!

 

[Garnate]

Umm, so I burnt the hell out of my twat for nothing??

Other than it felt amazing!

If you burned out your vag for medicinal reasons you're good. I TOLD you not to turn it on to fuck yourself but you just had to listen to the stick man. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.

 

[Jennifer]

If you burned out your vag for medicinal reasons you're good. I TOLD you not to turn it on to fuck yourself but you just had to listen to the stick man. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.

Mine was burned for medical reasons years ago. This was just plain kinkiness, pure and

simple.

 

[parodyluvr75]

That sure was......something. Terrifying? I'm not sure.

Yates has a haunted desk and dishwasher. He gets the best things.

I'm more scared of clowns. If my house had clowns, I'd move.