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Patryn

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Sinse hukt on foniks werkt fore mee, ide jest like two saye that ime sorey fore all tha trubble ive caused and i hope yoo all will still tak too mee.

Eye no ime a poor exkoose fore a poster too let bobtoad almost kech up too mee so i'll trie to due better in tha footure. i'm sorey to ennyone that i pissed off.

God damn it's hard to spell like that. I know I'm a bitch for posting this, but I'm just trying to make light of all the guilt tripping, self depricating bullshit that's been getting posted lately and hopefully lighten the mood a little. Did it work? Probably not. Do I care? Probably not. :)

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find every thread posted today and add at least 10 replies to it.
 
What the hell is this public apology night. WTF is up with all of you enough already. LOL>
 
A translation:
Since hooked on phonics worked for me, I'd just like to say that I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused and I hope you all will still talk to me. And I hope Never will still eat my cake - what a hottie.
I know am a poor excuse for a poster to let bobtoad almost catch up to me so I'll try to due better in the future. I'm sorry to anyone that I pissed off.


:) Yep, you're a bitch.
 
And you're a hussie who's "never" getting NEAR my cake. So there. :D
 
HA HA I think this one wins the award tonite for the best apology thread yet.

And yes you're a bitch but remember I am queen bitch to you!

[Edited by Bonnie Wee Lassie on 09-04-2000 at 06:00 PM]
 
Patryn said:
And you're a hussie who's "never" getting NEAR my cake. So there. :D
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Ouch! Slamed in the rebound.
What about if I just nibble? Ouch!
How's about you just let me lick the frosting? Ouch!
Ohhhh, can I at least stare and drool a bit?
 
No, sorry, hon, I'm straight. Sometimes I curse myself for it, as men are assholes, but straight I am. :)
 
Okay.. okay.. *waits for you to look away then stares and drools from afar* Ahhhhh, chocolate.

*Does this make me a Betty Crockersexual?*
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Originally posted by MountainYak
*Does this make me a Betty Crockersexual?*
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It certainly does you bratty lil monster, now c'mere!

*bwaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa*

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When I grow up I'm gonna change my name back and be JUST like Patryn. Two thumbs way, way up, babee! Shutup, Never!
 
Mountain Yak? And just like me? Did I miss something? *walks away mumbling*
 
Payne!
Oy, you've changed. I see L did a bit of reconstuctive surgery on ya.. Looks fantastic.
 
Oh no, Bliss hates me because I didn't get her joke, and because I'm an outsider, and now that she's changed her name, she thinks she's better than me. :)
 
Patryn said:
Oh no, Bliss hates me because I didn't get her joke, and because I'm an outsider, and now that she's changed her name, she thinks she's better than me. :)
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Don't be ridiculous. I *love* you, because you're a total freaking dork!

*Thrusting Never in front of me as a shield*

Well, not thrusting thrusting, ya know. *blush*

Shit. Did you say Oy, MountainYak? Am I gonna have to convert? ;)
 
Oh yeah, baby!

It is exactly this kinda shit that makes me glad I am a chick cause you know most men would be reading this going like what the hell?
Patryn, punctuate that sentence for me babe!
 
Miss. Too Good To Be Payne: "*Thrusting Never in front of me as a shield*
Well, not thrusting thrusting, ya know. *blush*"

Tease!
Sic 'er Patyrn! Sic 'er. Don't let her get away with calling you that.

(Wondering why I man wouldn't understand this thread)
 
Too late, Nev. She left us. Got sick of defending herself against SaltLick, er SeaSlug, oh hell, what's his name?

You have cramps, SugarPlum? *tying your shoestrings together and running*

Too good? TOO GOOD? Uhm, leave that chapter out. Jealous.
 
Never said:
(Wondering why I man wouldn't understand this thread)
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Cause when was the last time a man stuck his ass out in front of all and asked anyone who wanted to give it a smack. And Never baby, I want you to be my little sis in a kinda Kentucky way...grinning manically...Wait a minute, did I just say that out loud? Um, please ignore the tipsy girl who had too much fun at a cook-out tonight...
 
Oh no ya don't ya sycophant! She's mine, all mine!

*excuse me, too much chocolate, I'm bouncing off the walls*
 
I'm yours Patryn, er, Payne, er, Bliss. (Did you really think the teasing would end?)
I'm all yours, in this thread at least.
 
Bliss said:
Oh no ya don't ya sycophant! She's mine, all mine!

*excuse me, too much chocolate, I'm bouncing off the walls*
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Have I told you lately how much I love the word sycophant?
 
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