Nobody Special's wife
Just Peeking
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At 5:00 AM one morning, there comes a knocking at the gate of the local Irish nunnery. Mother Superior comes rushing down the stairs and throws open the gate to reveal two drunken leprechauns swaying on the threshold.
"Pardon me, Mum, but have you any midget nuns about the place?" asks the first leprechaun.
"I'm sorry, no. There are no midget nuns here." says Mother Superior.
The leprechaun's face does a slow and complex transformation from excited expectation to bewildered confusion. Finally he asks, "Well, please Mum, can you tell me; be there any midget nuns in all of Ireland?"
"Not to my knowledge, no" replies Mother Superior.
At this point the second leprechaun elbows the first in the ribs and says, "Aye Shamus, you'll see it's as I've told you... 'Tis a penguin you're fuckin!"
Since I'm Irish I got a kick out of this for some odd reason
THE WIFE
"Pardon me, Mum, but have you any midget nuns about the place?" asks the first leprechaun.
"I'm sorry, no. There are no midget nuns here." says Mother Superior.
The leprechaun's face does a slow and complex transformation from excited expectation to bewildered confusion. Finally he asks, "Well, please Mum, can you tell me; be there any midget nuns in all of Ireland?"
"Not to my knowledge, no" replies Mother Superior.
At this point the second leprechaun elbows the first in the ribs and says, "Aye Shamus, you'll see it's as I've told you... 'Tis a penguin you're fuckin!"
Since I'm Irish I got a kick out of this for some odd reason
THE WIFE
