Rooftop_Observations
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- Oct 20, 2016
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- 23
Please help. I am being too productive today. It's already the lunch hour here on the west coast and I have already ticked off 70% of the items I listed on my daily "to do" list.
This cannot stand. I simply must revert to my innate tendencies of procrastination, day dreaming (often the inappropriate kind), and distraction.
But I can't accomplist this alone. That's where you come in. This is clearly a two person job.
Here be my list of NOs:
No men, no netspeak or other annoying shorthand, no fascists, no communists, no real estate agents, nobody who thinks BMI is an unfair measurement of basic fitness, nobody who refuses to try sushi, nobody who has ever bought a Tom Petty CD, no opera aficionados, no Starbucks addicts, no crack addicts, nobody who read 50 Shades of Gray, nobody with more than 2 cats, nobody with ingrown hairs 'round their nether regions.
Yes to yoga pants, yes to a well mixed manhattan, yes to making eye contact with me while you decide which cucumber to buy in the produce section, and yes to pretty much everything else not on the no list.
This cannot stand. I simply must revert to my innate tendencies of procrastination, day dreaming (often the inappropriate kind), and distraction.
But I can't accomplist this alone. That's where you come in. This is clearly a two person job.
Here be my list of NOs:
No men, no netspeak or other annoying shorthand, no fascists, no communists, no real estate agents, nobody who thinks BMI is an unfair measurement of basic fitness, nobody who refuses to try sushi, nobody who has ever bought a Tom Petty CD, no opera aficionados, no Starbucks addicts, no crack addicts, nobody who read 50 Shades of Gray, nobody with more than 2 cats, nobody with ingrown hairs 'round their nether regions.
Yes to yoga pants, yes to a well mixed manhattan, yes to making eye contact with me while you decide which cucumber to buy in the produce section, and yes to pretty much everything else not on the no list.
