Michelle Malkin

[Very_Bad_Man]

We are both from Philly. I met her several years ago at a charity event. We had a very interesting conversation. I admired her intellect and how articulate she was. I found her very beautiful.

I asked out to dinner and she said she was flattered but that she must decline that she is married. I told her it was okay because I really was not looking for anything meaningful. I told her that I just wanted to get a few drinks and seduce her. Would she be agreeable to just spending some time at my hotel room.

Her eyes nearly bulged out of her head in disbelief. I noticed a women standing nearby choke on her drink trying not to laugh. Ms. Malkin proceeded to tell me I was an ass and if I was the last man on this planet she would not fuck me. She then walked away in a huff.

I walked over to the woman who choked on her drink laughing. I asked her if I was the last man on the planet would she fuck me. Not only did she fuck me but she married me 5 months later. Unfortunately it did not last.

Strange how life is.

I wonder if Michelle Malkin even remembers me.

I still want to fuck her.

 

[cjh]

Hah!

That's a great story.

I don't want to fuck her, though.

 

[doctor_insanus]

You should have asked Ann

 

[Oscuridad]

I'd sooner tie her up and make her watch you fuck other people.

That might just be justice.

 

[KRCummings]

I woulda done Bill Clinton back in the day. Not so much now because he's starting to look a little...well, a little old.
John Edwards is good looking. Too bad he's such a scumbag.
John McCain was good looking back in his day. I wonder if he has flashbacks during sex. Or maybe he has women lock him in a cage and poke him with bamboo sticks. Could go either way.

 

[Beco]

We are both from Philly. I met her several years ago at a charity event. We had a very interesting conversation. I admired her intellect and how articulate she was. I found her very beautiful.

I asked out to dinner and she said she was flattered but that she must decline that she is married. I told her it was okay because I really was not looking for anything meaningful. I told her that I just wanted to get a few drinks and seduce her. Would she be agreeable to just spending some time at my hotel room.

Her eyes nearly bulged out of her head in disbelief. I noticed a women standing nearby choke on her drink trying not to laugh. Ms. Malkin proceeded to tell me I was an ass and if I was the last man on this planet she would not fuck me. She then walked away in a huff.

I walked over to the woman who choked on her drink laughing. I asked her if I was the last man on the planet would she fuck me. Not only did she fuck me but she married me 5 months later. Unfortunately it did not last.

Strange how life is.

I wonder if Michelle Malkin even remembers me.

I still want to fuck her.

she is hot....but what a loud-mouth

 

[KRCummings]

I bet Jesse Ventura is good in bed. All that crazy needs an outlet.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Not Hawt:

Hawt*:

*...and even hawter once I found out she has a dating profile on one of those matchmaker sites for those making 6 figure salaries and up! (Sorry AJ!)

 

[Beco]

Not Hawt:

Hawt*:

*...and even hawter once I found out she has a dating profile on one of those matchmaker sites for those making 6 figure salaries and up! (Sorry AJ!)

Who was on the site? Malkin or Laura Ingraham??

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Michelle Malkin back in the day was smokin hot. She is in her 40's and looks hot. She is very smart.

I love how she takes on the "Obama does no wrong head up their ass crowd".

And you guys are liars. You would fuck her in a New York minute given the chance unless you are gay or impotent.

 

[Oscuridad]

I'm sorry.

Violently stupid trumps appearance every time.

 

[RoryN]

And you guys are liars. You would fuck her in a New York minute given the chance unless you are gay or impotent.

Sexless dorks like yourself often have low standards.

 

[run_silent]

Sexless dorks like yourself often have low standards.

Great spontaneous put down. You are ever so clever.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Great spontaneous put down. You are ever so clever.

And his grammar is spectacular.

 

[RoryN]

Looks like I've hooked another one without even trying.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Looks like I've hooked another one without even trying.

Actually you try to hard.

I'm being complimentary.

I admire people who write well.

I just don't admire your Burger King paycheck.

 

[RobDownSouth]

 

[RoryN]

Actually you try to hard.

"Too".

Most of us learn this in third grade.

 

[badbabysitter]

 

[busybody..]

Oh look, I found NIGGERPOOPS little PeePee

 

[doubleover]

Kinda sloppy looking for a first lady.

 

[busybody..]

NIGGER POOP...always ready to ATTACK women!

 

[run_silent]

"Too".

Most of us learn this in third grade.

Whoa. What an damning retort. VBM has probably committed suicide already.

 

[blobfish]

Whoa. What an damning retort. VBM has probably committed suicide already.

"A damning retort."

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

"Too".

Most of us learn this in third grade.

Rory when you're right your right brother.

How it must goad you that a dummy like me has a bigger income than you could even dream about.

Suck it Casper