Mice do not like beer!

[Guest]

I just managed to spill half my beer on the computer mouse.

And now it is most upset with me and is expressing that anger by causing me scrolling difficulty and clicking inefficiency!

Maybe it wants Bacardi instead?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I have recently found out keyboards don't particularly appreciate red wine either... Go figure. It always makes me giddy.

 

[Guest]

*grin*

Red wine makes me horny!

Oh - did I say that out loud?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You have a way with words. I was gonna say that but thought twice about it.

Note to self: don't ever hesitate!

 

[Guest]

I spilled a cup of tea on my laptop once and it died. Don't keep liquids near it now.

Yep on the red wine, and Champagne.

Perdita

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I spilled a cup of tea on my laptop once and it died. Don't keep liquids near it now.

A friend once spilled a glass full of red wine on her laptop, and it miraculously survived. It was still leaking wine through the cd-rom drive two days later, but soon after that it was surfing the web, looking for porn faster than ever before.

 

[Guest]

*chuckling*

Well, I had to get a different mouse.

(I borrowed from one of our kid's computers.)

My mouse has either expired or is too drunk to navigate.

I'll let it sleep it off - see if it is all better in the morning.

(If it's horny? It's shit out of luck!)

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Awww... C'mon! Try it once. You know you want to. Double-click your mouse!

 

[Guest]

LMAO!

Oh my! Too funny!

(and somehow frightening!)

 

[wishfulthinking]

I think the horny buggers would prefer beer to cat pee. The keyboard never recovered after that!

 

[Guest]

laughing -

Oh my!

Our kitties haven't peed there yet!

(Although clothes left on the bathroom floor appear to be fair game - lol)

 

[wishfulthinking]

Yeeeww!

LOL

 

[Colleen Thomas]

*grin*

Red wine makes me horny!

Oh - did I say that out loud?

LOL,

I thought I was the only one who had that problem with the reds

If you really want to see a mousey die or a keyboard try coffee with milk and sugar. If it somehow miraculously survies the original incident, the smell of sour milk will force you to toss it anyway.

-Colly

 

[Guest]

One of my darling cats peed on the top of an expensive lasar printer once. It had a flat recess on top of it, much like a cat litter tray.

Anyway, it died, but that worked out ok, because we claimed for it on the home contents insurance and they paid up!

Lou

P.S. Wine of the white variety is what gets me really horny.

 

[raphy]

I'm taking notes...

 

[dee1124]

Reminds me of a story I heard about a guy who called a computer help line to complain that he'd just cleaned his keyboard and now it didn't work. After a little Q&A, the help line rep found out that the guy had soaked the keyboard in the bath tub for a couple of hours. I guess it was really grimy.

Dee

 

[wishfulthinking]

And the stupidity award goes to...

Although, it probably is not as uncommon as one thinks.

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmm

Semen sticks the keys together terribly, I must stop this internet porn site trawling.

PS: I don't need booze to get horny

 

[wishfulthinking]

Pops: Semen sticks the keys together terribly

LOL

I didn't know if anyone was going to go there, but there is always one...

Perhaps there should be a warning on lit - please invest in a plastic protective cover for your keyboard before entering this site, as Lit accepts no responsibility for loss or damage incurred by the reader.

 

[Guest]

LOL

I didn't know if anyone was going to go there, but there is always one...

Perhaps there should be a warning on lit - please invest in a plastic protective cover for your keyboard before entering this site, as Lit accepts no responsibility for loss or damage incurred by the reader.

*grin*

Perhaps the wording on that should be Lit accepts no responsibility for loss or damage incurred by the wanker?

 

[wishfulthinking]

Duly noted and amended.

 

[pop_54]

Hehe!!!!!!!

LOL

I didn't know if anyone was going to go there, but there is always one...

Perhaps there should be a warning on lit - please invest in a plastic protective cover for your keyboard before entering this site, as Lit accepts no responsibility for loss or damage incurred by the reader.

Bloody fibber, you knew I'd go there

I tried one of those plastic covers, it got all crisp and crunchy after a while

 

[pop_54]

Hmm

*grin*

Perhaps the wording on that should be Lit accepts no responsibility for loss or damage incurred by the wanker?

No comment

 

[Colleen Thomas]

*grin*

Perhaps the wording on that should be Lit accepts no responsibility for loss or damage incurred by the wanker?

Totally off topic, but is there a feminine equivilent of wanker?

-Colly

 

[whispering_surrender]

Totally off topic, but is there a feminine equivilent of wanker?

-Colly

I was going to suggest diddler....but that sounds a bit too much like it should be a female antagonist in a Batman cartoon.....

Whisp