Mice are wombats!
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shereads said:
You are absolutely right. The washing machine NEVER eats a pair of socks, just one from a pair. There are many others, of course.rgraham666
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The washing machine does not eat socks.
It transmorgifies them into coat hangers.
It transmorgifies them into coat hangers.
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rgraham666 said:
That might be so but it has to eat them first.
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Kookaburras sound like road drills. Especially at 3 in the morning when one falls off its perch drunk on Australian lager and disturbs the others who imitate road drills for about 10 minutes then go quiet until the next one falls off its perch drunk on...
I wish Australians wouldn't leave lager around for kookaburras.
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I wish Australians wouldn't leave lager around for kookaburras.
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Ogg wrote
We have to Ogg, bitter makes'em grumpy...mate.
PS. The "lost" single socks go into the same vortex as all right handed rubber dishwashing gloves. They marry and live happily ever after.
We have to Ogg, bitter makes'em grumpy...mate.
PS. The "lost" single socks go into the same vortex as all right handed rubber dishwashing gloves. They marry and live happily ever after.
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Re: Re: Mice are wombats!
Washing machines are a communist plot against our working goatherders because I love my bootlaces. Stop the madness now!!!
EDITED TO ADD: Why do you hate Botswana so much? I'm sure communist Alpha Centauri will be glad to take you.
Boxlicker101 said:
Washing machines are a communist plot against our working goatherders because I love my bootlaces. Stop the madness now!!!
EDITED TO ADD: Why do you hate Botswana so much? I'm sure communist Alpha Centauri will be glad to take you.
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Goats are reponsible for the great moral decay of this great land mass for the past -72 centuries as well as the general unhappiness. Anyone who can't tell that relies far too much on the propaganda of sheepfuckers and nuclear powerplant brothel owners.
shereads said:
Goats are reponsible for the great moral decay of this great land mass for the past -72 centuries as well as the general unhappiness. Anyone who can't tell that relies far too much on the propaganda of sheepfuckers and nuclear powerplant brothel owners.
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That's common knowledge but goats have so much political clout that the governments of the would will never admit it so goats, and their allies, the kookaburras, go on with their evil deeds and drinking lager.
I'm mad as Hell and I'm not going to take it any more!!
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That's common knowledge but goats have so much political clout that the governments of the would will never admit it so goats, and their allies, the kookaburras, go on with their evil deeds and drinking lager.
I'm mad as Hell and I'm not going to take it any more!!
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WOMBATS!!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared07.gif
Fact: Wombats never die no matter how many times you kill them on threads, so to try is futility.
Fact: Wombats never die no matter how many times you kill them on threads, so to try is futility.
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CharleyH said:WOMBATS!!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared07.gif
Fact: Wombats never die no matter how many times you kill them on threads, so to try is futility.
Isn't it a beautiful thing?
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CharleyH said:WOMBATS!!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared07.gif
Fact: Wombats never die no matter how many times you kill them on threads, so to try is futility.
Wombats die but their deaths are not permanent. Even though they have been tested and found to be clinically dead, they always revive a few minutes later.
Koalas and mutated snails are something like that but wombats are much worse.
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Boxlicker101 said:Wombats die but their deaths are not permanent. Even though they have been tested and found to be clinically dead, they always revive a few minutes later.
Wombats are mice, and mice breed like rabbits - that's where all the socks are going!!! The mice are using them.
Mutated snails....now that's another matter....
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Might I just say the wombats...they're freer now that we've liberated them...wombats don't want freedom so we must liberate them again...the mouse was a bad goose...minsue is therefore a communist horde (or is it whore)...I lack testes...dot dot dot...Amicus is therefore God...
Will the liberals answer to this or will they hide until the Huns come into our cities and rape or women, children, and goats?
Will the liberals answer to this or will they hide until the Huns come into our cities and rape or women, children, and goats?
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oggbashan said:
I just assumed they stole it...From the rich!!! Class warfare!
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Lucifer_Carroll said:
If the Huns could be persuaded to just rape the goats, it would be allright, because the goats are evil anyhow but some of them will accept nothing but women or children. If we could somehow convince the Huns of the sexual desirability of goats, it would solve two problems at once. Maybe we could get them drunk with lager if the kookaburras leave enough.
