#mewtwo

[IrezumiKiss]

Feels like the Pokémon GO craze has pretty much quieted down a notch and maybe can now be discussed without histrionics.

I was surprised to learn that peeps are having trouble capturing the MewTwo legendary bosses during raids; what about you?

https://blogs-images.forbes.com/insertcoin/files/2017/08/mewtwo-go2a.jpg?width=960

 

[Aglaopheme]

This guy can help calm all of the hysteria.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

This guy can help calm all of the hysteria.

That one I haven't seen yet. And now I want some fried chicken.

There's this crazy one someone caught around my nabe this past autumn that's nothing but a geometrical glyph with a big-assed eye in the center or something. Forgot its name. I've been wanting to snatch that and power it up just to see what it can do.

 

[Super-Surprise]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVrgO6SkUqI


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http://peopleofcraigslist.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Pokemon-Go-professional-trainer-copy.jpg




This is a Craigslist Ad under Skills and Trades a Pokémon Go Trainer! Here is the full ad below very long up your Pokémon Game:

About me: Also known as 'Golbat-chan' on sites like 4chan and imgur, I am a 24-year-old lifelong Pokemon enthusiast who wants to help YOU become the very best. My services are simple: I will walk around in 1-4 hour shifts signed in to your account capturing every single Pokemon I come into contact with, activating every Poke Stop I pass and walking nonstop to help hatch your eggs. I'll even send you hourly updates while you're at work/class/on a hot date informing you of any really exciting things I've come across for you. Pokemon training help, gym battles and strategy tips are also included, if requested. About me: I'm a white female, NYU grad, and a well-employed freelance journalist with a massive Golbat tattoo on my arm. I have been playing Pokemon (both cards and gameboy/DS) since 1997 and Pokemon GO since its opening day. I'm in between major projects and have a lot of spare time on my hands right now and also may or may not write an article about this in the future. Personally, I am a level 15 trainer in Pokemon GO right now and control all of the gyms near my place. I know what I'm doing. For more info about me (and to see that I am, in fact, a real human being) check out the VICE article that has been written about me and my obsession. http://www.vice.com/read/gotta-catch-... Details: I currently own an iPhone 6s, several portable chargers and am in very good physical fitness. Spending hours on my feet is not an issue. I will sign into your account (which, hopefully you weren't a total noob and used a fake gmail address when you signed up for this app because the surveillance is real) and treat your account like it is my very own. I will catch them all. I will focus in on catching specific types of Pokemon (i.e. fire, water, electric) if you want. I'll even send you silly screenshots so you don't feel too much FOMO while you're doing something that prevents you from accessing PokeWorld. Every exchange will begin with an in-person consultation at your nearest poke stop. No creepy stuff. I know how to defend myself and will not take any bullshit from you. Send your name, age, occupation, area of the city you are hoping to obtain my services and a link to something that can prove to me that you are a real human being. If I can confirm your identity (remember: I'm a journalist and very good at this) I will get back to you to set up an appointment.

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https://creators-images.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/9cc7c05559ac2062e537114c37f5edb4.jpg

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Ha! I read about the "Pokémon ProTrainers" collectives back when the game first started and most people getting in didn't know how to play properly or finesse their techniques to level up best. Heard some made off with good bank, initially.

But having someone else do your grunt work for you misses the point of playing any game. Yah, it's frustrating to see someone on Level 50 now when you're thirty behind and know they can kick anyone's ass in a battle with a 5K Poke, but you don't learn jack unless you do the grind.

Oh, she got some cute lil' titties, too.