metaphors that miss the mark

[Octavian]

Is there a more horrible metaphor than someone having 'a shit eating grin'?

Octavian

“Encase your majestic tree of manhood in the sublimely soft wondrous wet hallowed depths of my body,” she implored.
“Oh,” he replied, “you mean you wanna fuck!”

 

[LadyJeanne]

He slipped his throbbing man meat between my portals of pleasure.

 

[Guest]

He slipped his throbbing man meat between my portals of pleasure.

He missed and only got taint?

 

[cantdog]

Yep, that's bad all right.

 

[neonlyte]

His prick twitched like a larvae about to hatch

 

[Octavian]

Originally posted by LadyJeanne

He slipped his throbbing man meat between my portals of pleasure.

You could perhaps laugh at this, but in no way is it repulsive.

A shit eating grin on the other hand...

Octavian

 

[CharleyH]

Originally posted by LadyJeanne

You could perhaps laugh at this, but in no way is it repulsive.

A shit eating grin on the other hand...

Octavian

. . . reminds me of a Passolini film, but yep, um, wow. lol

The larvae thing was pretty gross. Thanks Neon!

 

[Goldie Munro]

His prick twitched like a larvae about to hatch

EEEEYEEEUGGGGH - that is not a metaphor that has missed the mark that is a metaphor too far!!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Is there a more horrible metaphor than someone having 'a shit eating grin'?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has always been appalled by that image.

 

[CharleyH]

Re: Re: metaphors that miss the mark

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has always been appalled by that image.

What! It's common?

 

[AngelThane]

Originally posted by neonlyte
His prick twitched like a larvae about to hatch

EEEEYEEEUGGGGH - that is not a metaphor that has missed the mark that is a metaphor too far!!

Well you're half right. That is not a metaphor... It's a simile!