Metal free frequent flyers bras

[Debbie]

From our Local Newspaper, "Hawkes Bay Today"

Reuters News Agency


Metal free frequent flyers bras

"The Japanese Lingerie manufacturer Triumph International last week launched a new brassierre in response to tighter airport security procedures worldwide following last months attacks on the United States. Instead of metal wires and hooks the new bra incorporates resinous wires and non magnetic metal hooks that do not trigger metal detector alarms."



Sorry ladies they don't come in DD just standard sizes. Now who gets to decide what is standard size?

kgboot you are needed to assess all the ladies tata's to see who is standard sized!

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Come ONE come ALL. Step right up ladies .

I promise I don't have cold hands. Who needs to be measured??
Don't worry I am a professional. Confidentiality is standard.
I won't tell a soul. Relax, You are in good hands. I'm better than AllState. Now who needs to be sized. Um Debbie so the ladies know that I'm a professional, why don't we start with you. Slip off your blouse and let me properly examine those ta ta's? *wink*
Methinks I may like this. Yes, I think so!!!



kgboot

 

[Willing and Unsure]

sheesh.. Mr. Tata man is at it agian


*slips her shirt off while awaiting her turn*

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Well Hello young lady. Thank You for coming.

Wait!! Those you look familiar???? Have we met before??

( Watches her as she removes current bra and looks carefully )

YES!!! I have definitely seen those before.

( Placing hands on breasts and feeling for size )

Hmmm??? I'm sorry Hon', I don't think we have them in your size yet. Wait though, I need to check again and make sure I have the right size.

( Once again placing hands on breasts and carefully examining them. After several minutes of fondling. )


Yes, I was right the first time. No we do not have your size. I'll let you know when we do. Than we can reschedule a fitting. How is that?



kgboot

 

[Debbie]

ok, ok but just remember I am not a standard size and I accept no
legal responsibility nor liability if you strain your back...
(mumbling legal jargon)

If your case deals with personal injury (automobile accidents, motorcycle accidents, pedestrian accidents, slip and falls, dog bites, medical or legal malpractice) or workers' compensation cases (accidents at work) and deals with California law, you can reach us 24 hours a day, 7 days a week just by calling 1-800-TALK LAW from anywhere in the United States, for a free consultation. You can also reach us from outside of the United States by calling 353-349-8999 (Please note that we do not handle back strain as a result of handling ample tata's. This is outside of our field of expertise and you would be wise to call 0 800 24DD + sizes for more info on where to make your claim)

 

[Mr. Bootie]

This is where my experience as a Personal Trainer comes in

I'm an expert at properly lifting weights. I have read and agreed to the terms. Now come over here and let me weigh and measure those ta ta's.


( Asking Debbie to remove shirt and current bra )


OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! How did you get all that into that bra?? I think I'm going to have to measure these one at a time!!! Lovely they are Debbie. I bet your husband has no complaints. Now let me examine the left one first. Placing one hand under the breast and weighing for size. WOW!!! So big, and yet so soft. Ok, Now examining the right. Hmmm??? Weighs just as much as the other. Yes, I KNOW we don't have your size. I'll have to place a special order for those. Here let me leave you my card. We definitely must reschedule a fitting. Maybe several fittings. *wink*
Thank You for cumming, I mean coming. ( Whoops!!! I almost lost it there. Could you blame me. I mean just look at those ta ta's. PHEW!!!!! I'm glad that's over. I almost lost it. )


NEXT!!!!!!!!!!


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