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[sirhugs]

Titles like "Breaking All the Rules" about incestuous wife sharing...

 

[Rob_Royale]

Sorry dude, I'm not getting ya. Can you tune it in a bit?

 

[Club_Soda]

Titles like "Breaking All the Rules" about incestuous wife sharing...

I actually have a half written story about that. A group of brothers play poker every Friday night, when the time is up they use the chips to bid for the wives they want to sleep with that night. Everyone's wife gets knocked up repeatedly over the years and no one is sure who the real father is of any of the kids. Wouldn't matter that much anyway, if they aren't your son/daughter then they're your niece/nephew.

 

[Carnevil9]

Titles like "Breaking All the Rules" about incestuous wife sharing...

Incestuous wife sharing..... That's a tough one to plot out. Brother and sister Sonny and Bunny are married, with Sonny married to Susan and Bunny married to Steven. Susan and Steven also happen to be brother and sister. If they wife swap, Brother and sister Sonny and Bunny get to fuck in one room while brother and sister Susan and Steven get to fuck in the other room. Or better yet, maybe it's all in one room! You need a program to tell the players apart!

 

[CuttingEdge]

Incestuous wife sharing..... That's a tough one to plot out. Brother and sister Sonny and Bunny are married, with Sonny married to Susan and Bunny married to Steven. Susan and Steven also happen to be brother and sister. If they wife swap, Brother and sister Sonny and Bunny get to fuck in one room while brother and sister Susan and Steven get to fuck in the other room. Or better yet, maybe it's all in one room! You need a program to tell the players apart!

Sounds like my neighbors.

I think they have 400 sister-in-laws, and 300 brother-in-laws, not to mention cousins, sisters, nieces and nephews.

Of course, they are all Amish.

 

[sirhugs]

Sorry dude, I'm not getting ya. Can you tune it in a bit?

the idea is to come up with a story which offends ALL the types that come to Lit looking to hate what they read

 

[DarkSollat]

the idea is to come up with a story which offends ALL the types that come to Lit looking to hate what they read

But that's impossible! They are offended when the story is realistic, when it's unrealistic, ans when it's semi-realistic.

 

[AchtungNight]

I wrote a story called Mirror Match that comes close to what you describe. Sadly, it did not pass the standards here. Oh well.

 

[Rob_Royale]

the idea is to come up with a story which offends ALL the types that come to Lit looking to hate what they read

Ah, gotcha. Seems like a cuckold story, where the husband is unwillingly cucked by his wife's black stepdad and then later by his own brother, would probably hit all the bases. She tells him he's worthless but because he's rich, she won't divorce him, and he can't divorce her because of some sort of dirt she has on him. So he's faced with an endless stream of her lovers. The sad part is that he's actually a really good guy, faithful and loving, but she's a complete whore. But she wins in the end. No bitches burned.

 

[sirhugs]

Ah, gotcha. Seems like a cuckold story, where the husband is unwillingly cucked by his wife's black stepdad and then later by his own brother, would probably hit all the bases. She tells him he's worthless but because he's rich, she won't divorce him, and he can't divorce her because of some sort of dirt she has on him. So he's faced with an endless stream of her lovers. The sad part is that he's actually a really good guy, faithful and loving, but she's a complete whore. But she wins in the end. No bitches burned.

you left out the lesbian lover.
and the incest angle

 

[DarkSollat]

you left out the lesbian lover.
and the incest angle

I read lesbian tower and wondered what it is.

 

[ElliottEden]

the idea is to come up with a story which offends ALL the types that come to Lit looking to hate what they read

Oh! Easy peasy! Lack of punctuation. Bad grammer. Leet/text speak. No real plot. Starts with a large family incestuous gang bang with asian call girls/back bulls/lesbian Eskimo's which was supposed to happen at an Elks Lodge - but due to bad scheduling it's Bingo night so - here's a card dearie and grab some chips and have a good time!

But they get a 10% discount since they brought a big group that night. Plus one free drink - as long as it's a Bud Light. Gotta get that stuff used before it goes bad...