Message In A Bottle

Dear X,

That's quite the spot.

Sincerely,
Treasure Hunter
 
Dear Couch,
For longer than I care to admit, we have sat on you to watch NETFLIX on the wii. Each time we move, it either cuts off or rewinds, usually at a very good scene. Quite frankly, it's been frustrating. Finally, after a length of time I refuse to disclose, and numerous searches for the missing wii remote, we have located it in your depths.

I want to remind you, this will not be tolerated again. Either change your diet or ... or... else!

Signed,
Happily watching Netflix and chilling
 
Dear Happily watching Netflix and chilling,

You feed me.

Signed,
Couch
 
Dear Bottle,

I'll put a message in as soon as you are empty. ;)

Signed,
It's time to relax
 
Dear bottle
We have not know one another for long
You seem to have been seperated from your other
half for some time, and I know this will help but it won't be the same
It might make you feel more complete
I hope you don't mind me filling your need but you do seem open to it
Signed Buttplug

(We do come in different sizes for all desires)
 
Dear Nearly Sunday You,

I had forgotten about this until just now.

Thanks for reminding me.

Still Saturday Me
 
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