Message In A Bottle

[Wild_Honey_66]

If the blurt thread and the Dear X thread had a love child, this would be it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Send me back my stuff already, dammit!

Please don't make me ask a second time. Please.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear elli,

How many voodoo dolls have we made now?

Not nearly enough.

I should start a thread.

Love,
Honey

 

[meop79]

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[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear munky,

You were a huge pain in the ass, but you were one of my favorite posting buddies EVAR.

Good times.

Hope you're doing better.

Love,
Honeybuns

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Look! It's that guy who never blinks!

Visine? *hands you some*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear the fb,

My stupid phone did an update and I lost all of your messages.

Every.Last.One.

My heart was too sad to cry.

Signed,
Clothesline and big dogs Litster

 

[cascadiabound]

Dear X poster.

Your blurt helped me make a new friend.
Consider this a thank you note.

Signed,
Having a blast Litster

 

[meop79]

Dear Visine pushing poster.

Your liquid crack is not necessary as my super powers enable me to go one forever and never blink!

You see I have the super power called photography!

Signed,
SuperLitster

 

[mickyp123]

Messages in bottles tend to be more successful when you really screw up.

 

[barefootgirl69]

*writes message*

I adore you...

*tosses it into the ocean*

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Dear recipient,

Send more wine.

 

[Mrtenant]

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[ydahecnot]

I'll send an SOS to the world. I'll send an SOS to the world. I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.

 

[DarkSimian]

I'll send an SOS to the world. I'll send an SOS to the world. I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.

damn it....he beat me to it!

 

[ydahecnot]

Well, it's not called DS's Lyrics Emporium, now is it?

 

[DarkSimian]

I have been thinking about a Karaoke thread....

 

[sweetsophie512]

Dear You,

Mondays are awful, but not today.

This particular Monday is going to be amazing.

I don't have to tell you why because you know.



Signed,

You-know-who.

 

[meop79]

Dear thread starter.

I like your thread.

So I'm going to bump it with my cute ass!

*BUMP*

http://vrf.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/donkey2.png

Signed,
SecretAdmirer

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear thread starter.

I like your thread.

So I'm going to bump it with my cute ass!

*BUMP*

http://vrf.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/donkey2.png

Signed,
SecretAdmirer

Dear Bumper,
You have such a cute ass.

 

[meop79]

Dear ,

So do you...

Signed,
Mysterious Bumper McBumperstein

 

[mamasota]

Dear Owl,

Your boat still floats

The Pussycat

 

[meop79]

Dear spoon,

Why did you have to leave? I only said I wanted to lave, not leave!

Your favorite,
Dish

 

[lollypopmaid]

Dear Rose.

Why is it that your sweet smelling blooms are transient yet your thorns are forever?

Pricked.

 

[meop79]

Dear Pricked,

I've been hurt before, be careful with me.

Rose.