Mer's Grotto

[Mermaid]

Welcome to Mermaid's Grotto!

There's a waterpark to the right.

A toy store to the left.

And in back there's a hot tub, with a waterfall, that expands to fit all the friends and family that come to visit.

Now drop trou, and dive in!

 

[Mermaid]

The Naked Linda swims by...

"Tawk amongst yerselves...

The topic: MT_Pitcher wants to know what are good things to use as bait, to catch a Mermaid..."


And Go!

 

[TexasJay]

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The Naked Linda swims by...

"Tawk amongst yerselves...

The topic: MT_Pitcher wants to know what are good things to use as bait, to catch a Mermaid..."


And Go!

I'm gonna cheat, 'cuz I know. A brand new riding crop.

 

[Mermaid]

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I'm gonna cheat, 'cuz I know. A brand new riding crop.

ROFL! Make's the Seahorsies go faster!

 

[BigAndTall]

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The Naked Church Lady swims by...

"Tawk amongst yerselves...

The topic: MT_Pitcher wants to know what are good things to use as bait, to catch a Mermaid..."


And Go!

I was never very good at fishing

 

[Mermaid]

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I was never very good at fishing

Awww BT...

 

[BigAndTall]

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Awww BT...

Its true. I've tried. Have spent hours on a boat, or by a lake and nothing happens.

I did work on a boat one summer, but it was commercial.

So I guess the way for me to catch a mermaid would be to lower a drag net and trawl. Hmm, we drank a lot of beer, so beer and nets?

 

[underling]

i would have to say just dangle your rod in the water, you'll be sure to attract a few...

 

[MT_Pitcher]

LOL
I was thinking long nets covered in chains.....

 

[Mermaid]

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Its true. I've tried. Have spent hours on a boat, or by a lake and nothing happens.

I did work on a boat one summer, but it was commercial.

So I guess the way for me to catch a mermaid would be to lower a drag net and trawl. Hmm, we drank a lot of beer, so beer and nets?

Hmmm, a good beer might work...

 

[Mermaid]

i would have to say just dangle your rod in the water, you'll be sure to attract a few...

I've been known to check out a rod or two, in my day...

 

[Mermaid]

LOL
I was thinking long nets covered in chains.....

But, but...

Chains make it hard to swim...

 

[MT_Pitcher]

But, but...

Chains make it hard to swim...

Makes it easier to catch ya......

 

[Mermaid]

Makes it easier to catch ya......

And whatcha gonna do with me once ya catch me?

 

[Mermaid]

So the Naked Linda swims by...

To drop off the topic of the day...

"Ha lo, Bubullahs...

Subject: What are the best games to turn into naked merriment?

Tawk Amongst Yerselves..."


And Go!

 

[MT_Pitcher]

And whatcha gonna do with me once ya catch me?

Sushi?
One piece at a time............

 

[Mermaid]

Oh look! What's that in the hot tub?

It's some get well luvin for 69!



Coulda picked it up yesterday at Snugglefuck... but I got it here, now!


Muahahahah

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Oh look! What's that in the hot tub?

It's some get well luvin for 69!



Coulda picked it up yesterday at Snugglefuck... but I got it here, now!


Muahahahah

Happy I brought my snorkel..............
He'd better get it soon.......

 

[Mermaid]

Happy I brought my snorkel..............
He'd better get it soon.......

Is that what all those bubbles are?

And here I thought you were just recovering from last night's chilli dinner!

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Is that what all those bubbles are?

And here I thought you were just recovering from last night's chilli dinner!

Nah, those would be bigger bubbles........LOL

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Re: So the Naked Linda swims by...

To drop off the topic of the day...

"Ha lo, Bubullahs...

Subject: What are the best games to turn into naked merriment?

Tawk Amongst Yerselves..."


And Go!

Hmmmmm
The always popular naked twister of course....

Wrestling for first lick.........

And the "Don't move for 10 minutes game, no matter what"

 

[Mermaid]

Re: Re: So the Naked Linda swims by...

Hmmmmm

And the "Don't move for 10 minutes game, no matter what"

And how, pray tell, dear Daddy, does one play that?

 

[Mermaid]

Re: So the Naked Linda swims by...

To drop off the topic of the day...

"Ha lo, Bubullahs...

Subject: What are the best games to turn into naked merriment?

Tawk Amongst Yerselves..."


And Go!

Hmmm... Strip Hide & Seek?

 

[navyguy99]

here I am

Hey Mer. Here I am. What's the topic this afternoon?

 

[Mermaid]

Read up, hon. The thread is currently one page long, I'm SURE a big, strong navy guy can handle it!

And welcome!

Take trip down a waterslide or hop on in the hot tub...