Merry Christmas

I'm pissed off. I can't buy a large illuminated sign to say 'Merry Christmas' or 'Happy Christmas' to replace the old one that burned out last year.

The largest I can get is 12 inches by four. The old one was three feet by eighteen inches.

I can't buy any illuminated garden displays of the Nativity either - Santa Claus, Reindeer, Penguins, and Homer Simpson - yes. The Nativity? No. 'There is no demand.'

I fucking want one, assholes!

Merry Christmas to all of you.
 
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . .

12 bitches bitching, 11 dildos dangling, 10 Toms a peeping, 9 Floggers flogging, 8 Ladies licking, 7 maids a milking, prostates with their strap-ons, 6 tits lactating, 5 GOLD COCK RINGS! 4 call girls, 3 French maids, 2 surgical gloves, and a tranny in a pear tree.
 
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