Mermaids do not exist. Truly.

Very_Bad_Man

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I'm still reeling from the fact they need to make this proclamation. What next? No tooth fairy?


http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/noaa-issues-statement-denying-existence-mermaids-195027537.html

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) issued an official statement denying the existence of mermaids.
"No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found," the statement reads. "Why, then, do they occupy the collective unconscious of nearly all seafaring peoples? That's a question best left to historians, philosophers, and anthropologists."
Discovery News writes that the denial reportedly came after the airing of a recent Animal Planet TV show "Mermaids: The Body Found." The special, which aired as part of the network's annual "Monster Week," apparently fooled a number of viewers with its use of computer imagery to depict the mythical creatures. The faux-documentary seems to have created a big enough splash with its audience that NOAA felt it needed to address questions about the alleged authenticity of mermaids.
A press release for the special says it "paints a wildly convincing picture of the existence of mermaids, what they may look like, and why they've stayed hidden...until now."
The denial comes just a month after the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued its own statement in June denying the existence of zombies.
Discovery notes this isn't the first time that NOAA has stepped in to address maritime mythology. They've also written on Atlantis (correcting some popular, but inaccurate, Google Earth images) and the Bermuda Triangle.
 
Sailors drink heavily and have sex with manatees. Thus the mermaid legend lives on.
 
Whoa there! The statement just says there's no evidence. That doesn't mean they don't exist. It just means that they're very, very good at hiding.
 
I saw the Animal Planet show when it aired. To be fair it was very convincingly done. I'm not at all surprised that a lot of people thought it was real.
 
I saw the Animal Planet show when it aired. To be fair it was very convincingly done. I'm not at all surprised that a lot of people thought it was real.
Animal Planet does not exist. Truly. I know it's nice to think it does, but no one has ever proven that it's real.
 
Animal Planet does not exist. Truly. I know it's nice to think it does, but no one has ever proven that it's real.

Meerkats the world over fall into a deep depression upon being told that Flower was simply a construct to help explain the mysteries of being a meerkat.
 
Meerkats the world over fall into a deep depression upon being told that Flower was simply a construct to help explain the mysteries of being a meerkat.
Did you know that "Meerkat" is Dutch for "come here, cat"?
 
Since I mentioned Meerkat Manor I went and looked at the Wiki and now I'm sad. Flower was so awesome. Stupid snake.
 
They should do a show about the badass snake who ate a whole meerkat.

I don't remember for sure but I think the Whiskers clan killed the snake that bit Flower. Or maybe just fought it off. Can't remember. Fucking meerkats don't mess around though. They surround an enemy and use numbers to defeat it. Little fuckers can be mean. The wars they fight with each other are hardcore.
Flower should have been named Patton or Genghis Khan or something. She was totally badass.
 
I don't remember for sure but I think the Whiskers clan killed the snake that bit Flower. Or maybe just fought it off. Can't remember. Fucking meerkats don't mess around though. They surround an enemy and use numbers to defeat it. Little fuckers can be mean. The wars they fight with each other are hardcore.
Flower should have been named Patton or Genghis Khan or something. She was totally badass.
You would think the snake would just pour water on them to kill them, unless I'm wrong and meerkats are not exactly like Gremlins.
 
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