I sat on a bench outside the royal bed chambers. Inside, I could hear Uther having his way with his latest conquest. It was my role, as the king's adviser, to “dispose” of the wenches once he finished with them. Uther's appetites were legendary, but it wouldn't do for the king to have these young girls hanging around the court, mooning after him. Generally, I gave them gold from the king's coffers and sent them out into the countryside. In my travels, I knew of many inns and homes that would be glad of a young woman to help with chores. Occasionally, I had passed the girls off to soldiers, but only to those I knew would not mistreat them.
The sounds inside the king's bedchamber were getting louder. Suddenly, the king bellowed, not in lust, but in pain. I raced into the room.
A young woman, naked, was standing over the king's bed, a short sword in hand. She glared at me as I came in. The king was sitting up in bed, nursing a cut on his arm, and swearing. He was not in his usually good mood after bedding a local girl.
“Merlin,” he yelled at me. “Turn this girl into a shoat. I intend the cooks to serve her for dinner tomorrow.”
“Merlin,” the girl said, and the look she gave me, for the first time, was the terrified look that I had sometimes seen on the faces of young girls coming out of the king's bedchamber. Not all of his “partners” were willing. It would seem this one belonged to that group, and knowing how hard it was to gain the upper hand with the king, the girl had fire although, seeing the look she was giving me, no one would know it.
“Hand me the sword,” I said.
Meekly, she handed it to me, hilt first, the way a soldier would handle it. I noticed, too, that she was regaining her composure. I was also becoming aware of her charms. She was lithe and muscular, unlike the king's usual fare, who were soft and yielding maidens, full breasted, milky white. This girl had seen sun and hard times if I did not misread her.
“Damn, girl,” the king said. “You've ruined my sheets. These came all the way from Philistia.”
I glanced at the king, keeping my eye on the girl. From his tone, I knew that he was over his anger and mildly amused at the audacity of this girl. Not that he would let her know that.
“Well, Merlin,” said the king. “Are you going to take all evening to turn her into a shoat? I'm bleeding to death over here, man.”
I looked at the girl and pointed to a chair well away from the door. “Sit,” I said, and pointed. She sat.
I walked over to the king to examine his wound. “It appears, sire, that she has but scratched you.”
“The hellcat has claws,” he said, “and my own sword at that.” He glared at the girl, who glared back.
I ripped a strip from the now ruined sheets and quickly bound up the wound. I would send up a servant later with herbs and ointments to apply to the wound.
“The girl seems rather scrawny,” I said. “She will scarce make a meal for you.”
Now the girl glared at me. I could feel the king holding in his laughter.
“Perhaps you are right, wise Merlin,” the king said. “Dispose of her.”
“At once, my liege,” I said. I walked over to the girl and took her arm firmly. “Come with me.”
We had no sooner exited the king's chambers then she wriggled in my grasp, attempting to get free, but I had anticipated as much and had slipped into my other hand a bit of cloth containing a compound made for just such occasions. I pressed the cloth firmly against her mouth and nose. She wriggled more violently, but after a few moments succumbed to the powerful concoction. I lifted her now dead weight in my arms and carried her outside.
This was a dilemma. I knew the king was unlikely to take revenge. I could tell he had actually been impressed by the girl, but I also knew that he was unlikely to want to see her wandering around the court. After all, the girl was likely to take another swing at him. Nor was she someone I could send off with a few coins, and I certainly would not say much for the life of any soldier I might hand her to.
“Damn,” I said. “Bloody Damnation.” I was developing a fondness for the Christian curses. I would not have dared utter the sacred words of my Druid beliefs. Those words carried power. I decided there was nothing for it but to keep the girl in my own chambers for the time being until I could decide the best course of action for her.
I carried her to my rooms, which, thanks to the King's good graces, were spacious. I had no servants, so the space was far more than what met my needs. I kept a second bedchamber, purportedly for my sexual dalliances because the king did not trust a man who was celibate. Not that I was celibate in spirit, but lately, I had been alone and had not cared to be with anyone. My duties at the court kept me too busy for distractions. The second bedchamber had only a single entrance, which came to my own chamber, and a sturdy door that could be locked. I laid the girl on the bed, drew a slight coverlet over her to cover her nakedness, and locked her in.
After preparing medicinals for the king's scratch, I called for a servant woman to tend to the king, telling her he had suffered a scratch while sparring with me. The lie would enhance my reputation while protecting the king's. No one would be surprised if the great Merlin used his magic to gain advantage over the king in a conflict with weapons.
The spare room was still silent. I made my own preparations for bed and went to sleep, thinking about what I was going to do with my “guest.”
The sounds inside the king's bedchamber were getting louder. Suddenly, the king bellowed, not in lust, but in pain. I raced into the room.
A young woman, naked, was standing over the king's bed, a short sword in hand. She glared at me as I came in. The king was sitting up in bed, nursing a cut on his arm, and swearing. He was not in his usually good mood after bedding a local girl.
“Merlin,” he yelled at me. “Turn this girl into a shoat. I intend the cooks to serve her for dinner tomorrow.”
“Merlin,” the girl said, and the look she gave me, for the first time, was the terrified look that I had sometimes seen on the faces of young girls coming out of the king's bedchamber. Not all of his “partners” were willing. It would seem this one belonged to that group, and knowing how hard it was to gain the upper hand with the king, the girl had fire although, seeing the look she was giving me, no one would know it.
“Hand me the sword,” I said.
Meekly, she handed it to me, hilt first, the way a soldier would handle it. I noticed, too, that she was regaining her composure. I was also becoming aware of her charms. She was lithe and muscular, unlike the king's usual fare, who were soft and yielding maidens, full breasted, milky white. This girl had seen sun and hard times if I did not misread her.
“Damn, girl,” the king said. “You've ruined my sheets. These came all the way from Philistia.”
I glanced at the king, keeping my eye on the girl. From his tone, I knew that he was over his anger and mildly amused at the audacity of this girl. Not that he would let her know that.
“Well, Merlin,” said the king. “Are you going to take all evening to turn her into a shoat? I'm bleeding to death over here, man.”
I looked at the girl and pointed to a chair well away from the door. “Sit,” I said, and pointed. She sat.
I walked over to the king to examine his wound. “It appears, sire, that she has but scratched you.”
“The hellcat has claws,” he said, “and my own sword at that.” He glared at the girl, who glared back.
I ripped a strip from the now ruined sheets and quickly bound up the wound. I would send up a servant later with herbs and ointments to apply to the wound.
“The girl seems rather scrawny,” I said. “She will scarce make a meal for you.”
Now the girl glared at me. I could feel the king holding in his laughter.
“Perhaps you are right, wise Merlin,” the king said. “Dispose of her.”
“At once, my liege,” I said. I walked over to the girl and took her arm firmly. “Come with me.”
We had no sooner exited the king's chambers then she wriggled in my grasp, attempting to get free, but I had anticipated as much and had slipped into my other hand a bit of cloth containing a compound made for just such occasions. I pressed the cloth firmly against her mouth and nose. She wriggled more violently, but after a few moments succumbed to the powerful concoction. I lifted her now dead weight in my arms and carried her outside.
This was a dilemma. I knew the king was unlikely to take revenge. I could tell he had actually been impressed by the girl, but I also knew that he was unlikely to want to see her wandering around the court. After all, the girl was likely to take another swing at him. Nor was she someone I could send off with a few coins, and I certainly would not say much for the life of any soldier I might hand her to.
“Damn,” I said. “Bloody Damnation.” I was developing a fondness for the Christian curses. I would not have dared utter the sacred words of my Druid beliefs. Those words carried power. I decided there was nothing for it but to keep the girl in my own chambers for the time being until I could decide the best course of action for her.
I carried her to my rooms, which, thanks to the King's good graces, were spacious. I had no servants, so the space was far more than what met my needs. I kept a second bedchamber, purportedly for my sexual dalliances because the king did not trust a man who was celibate. Not that I was celibate in spirit, but lately, I had been alone and had not cared to be with anyone. My duties at the court kept me too busy for distractions. The second bedchamber had only a single entrance, which came to my own chamber, and a sturdy door that could be locked. I laid the girl on the bed, drew a slight coverlet over her to cover her nakedness, and locked her in.
After preparing medicinals for the king's scratch, I called for a servant woman to tend to the king, telling her he had suffered a scratch while sparring with me. The lie would enhance my reputation while protecting the king's. No one would be surprised if the great Merlin used his magic to gain advantage over the king in a conflict with weapons.
The spare room was still silent. I made my own preparations for bed and went to sleep, thinking about what I was going to do with my “guest.”