Mentos and Diet Coke

[shereads]

Play this video. It will restore your faith in jugglers, trial lawyers and the power of the human spirit...or something.

http://www.eepybird.com/dcm1.html

 

[Liar]

I've got both things at home right now.

But I think I'll pass.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I saw this on web junk (tv show) the other day and wished they had replayed it a second time. Thanks for the link.

Also, at the next big lit together, we're doing this.

 

[shereads]

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Also, at the next big lit together, we're doing this.

A mass Coke spew?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

A mass Coke spew?

Yes. That's what we have to resort to when our county is under a burn ban for 9 months out of the year.


It's either diet coke and mentos or I get out the potato cannon.

 

[FallingToFly]

I want to be at the next Litogether that is close enough to drive to. I'm in N. Florida, though, so...

But if I come, I'm bringing sheet after sheet of instatattoos... and I will brand each and every one of you!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I want to be at the next Litogether that is close enough to drive to. I'm in N. Florida, though, so...

But if I come, I'm bringing sheet after sheet of instatattoos... and I will brand each and every one of you!

Sounds good. We had loads of henna tattooing going on at the last one. Brand away.

 

[dickE]

Soak the pit crew...for real

Now there's a NASCAR victory circle "Kodak moment"!


<-------------And my lil green friend sez yes, yes, yes maybe at this Saturday night's Pepsi 400!!!!

 

[BlackShanglan]

*laugh* Thanks for the post. Nothing quite as wonderful as dedicated geeks with time on their hands.

 

[Guest]

 

[AppleBiter]

I love that video. It gives me a severe craving for a geek of my very own, though.

I have one . . . they're mahhhhhvelous, dahlink. *swoon* Geek boys are so hot. *nods*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I love that video. It gives me a severe craving for a geek of my very own, though.

Yes, geeks are goooood. (Surprisingly excellent in the sack as well.)

 

[Guest]

 

[AppleBiter]

Oh, sure, gloat at me.

*sob*

LOL Hey, if you want one, there's a few places you hang out to nab 'em: the D&D and Fantasy section of any bookstore, comic book stores, the computer games section of stores, game shops (I'm talking about the ones that sell video games, but also run Warhammer games on Tuesday nights and sell the little figurines . . . .

You usually won't catch them in computer repair shops because they fix their own computers (or their friends do) and you won't catch them buying computer parts, because every self-respecting geek shops online, at NewEgg.

 

[TxRad]

I love that video. It gives me a severe craving for a geek of my very own, though.

Where should I mail myself to...... I'm an old geek but a geek none the less.......

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

LOL Hey, if you want one, there's a few places you hang out to nab 'em: the D&D and Fantasy section of any bookstore, comic book stores, the computer games section of stores, game shops (I'm talking about the ones that sell video games, but also run Warhammer games on Tuesday nights and sell the little figurines . . . .

You usually won't catch them in computer repair shops because they fix their own computers (or their friends do) and you won't catch them buying computer parts, because every self-respecting geek shops online, at NewEgg.

Science Fiction/Fantasy/Comic cons are EXCELLENT hunting grounds for those with a geek fetish. Not only are there anywhere from 50 to several thousand from which to chose, but geeks come to cons with the hope of getting laid -- that in the alcohol soaked hotel hallways, with their favorite costume mask on and the humor high, some horny person of their prefered flavor will grab them and have wild, rabid, photo-worthy sex with them -- or at least give them the 5 minutes it takes to have an orgasm they didn't induce themselves.

And after you've caught and skinned your geek, you can go to the Masquarade party and watch home made SF music videos! Woo!

(that is not sarcasm. I'm at one of these events at least twice, if not four times, a year. I just don't hunt geeks anymore because I have one of my very, very own )

 

[TxRad]

Northeastern Ohio, sexy.

Brrrrr... It gets cold up there.... Can ya keep me in a warm place.....

 

[shereads]

*laugh* Thanks for the post. Nothing quite as wonderful as dedicated geeks with time on their hands.

Especially when the geeks are " a five-time award-winning juggler and a trial lawyer." From Maine, of all places.

Hmmm...

Cantdog lives in Maine, yet he's never seen alongside the Mentos/Diet Coke fountain guys, or Clark Kent!

Coincidence?

 

[shereads]

Yes, geeks are goooood. (Surprisingly excellent in the sack as well.)

Yes, and no. Depends on the geek, doesn't it?

There are many subcategories of geekdom, you know. There's Bill Gates, and then there's the guy who spends an entire weekend making identical spine labels for his collection of old Doctor Who videotapes, to make them easier to organize alphabetically and to give a uniform appearance to the inside of a video cabinet.

The Mentos/Diet Coke geeks are a unique breed. Think they could be mutant offspring of the founder of Extreme Ironing?

 

[shereads]

Science Fiction/Fantasy/Comic cons are EXCELLENT hunting grounds for those with a geek fetish. Not only are there anywhere from 50 to several thousand from which to chose, but geeks come to cons with the hope of getting laid -- that in the alcohol soaked hotel hallways, with their favorite costume mask on and the humor high, some horny person of their prefered flavor will grab them and have wild, rabid, photo-worthy sex with them -- or at least give them the 5 minutes it takes to have an orgasm they didn't induce themselves.

Have you seen the documentary film, 'Trekkies'? That crowd didn't seem interested in getting laid. Unless they could be transported to the Enterprise and do it there.

Maybe the post-convention orgy didn't make the final cut.

 

[Guest]

Have you seen the documentary film, 'Trekkies'? That crowd didn't seem interested in getting laid. Unless they could be transported to the Enterprise and do it there.

Maybe the post-convention orgy didn't make the final cut.

The documentary in question was, shall we say, complete with agenda. I attended MANY a Star Trek convention in my youth -- and there was sex. Oh yes, there was. Vulcons were the place, and I have some personal memories of particular geek boys who made the weekend worthwhile. However, you really had to hang with the Klingons -- THEY knew how to party!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

There are many subcategories of geekdom, you know. There's Bill Gates, and then there's the guy who spends an entire weekend making identical spine labels for his collection of old Doctor Who videotapes, to make them easier to organize alphabetically and to give a uniform appearance to the inside of a video cabinet.

*gasp*

*gag*

*sputter*

You know better than to do that! The memories are nearly as bad as the reality.


I was, of course, speaking of the cute blonde geeks that program and integrate software for a living. Harrumph!

 

[Huckleman2000]

LOL Hey, if you want one, there's a few places you hang out to nab 'em: the D&D and Fantasy section of any bookstore, comic book stores, the computer games section of stores, game shops (I'm talking about the ones that sell video games, but also run Warhammer games on Tuesday nights and sell the little figurines . . . .

You usually won't catch them in computer repair shops because they fix their own computers (or their friends do) and you won't catch them buying computer parts, because every self-respecting geek shops online, at NewEgg.

I built my own PC, mostly with parts from NewEgg. NewEgg RAWKS!

I don't do the little figurine games, though. EQ2 fulfills my fantasy-world jones.

 

[shereads]

The documentary in question was, shall we say, complete with agenda. I attended MANY a Star Trek convention in my youth -- and there was sex. Oh yes, there was. Vulcons were the place, and I have some personal memories of particular geek boys who made the weekend worthwhile. However, you really had to hang with the Klingons -- THEY knew how to party!

I'd go with the Klingons, if I had to choose. Maybe a Vulcan for variety.

Are you familiar with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog? (www.triumphtheinsultcomicdog.com)

Triumph once did a dog-on-the-street interview with the crowd of people who'd spent the night outside a New York movie theater waiting to for a new Star Wars movie. One woman who'd been in line all night was very pregnant. He asked her if she knew what sex the baby was.

"It's a boy," she said.

Triumph glanced around at the crowd of Star Wars geeks and said, "I hope he pays attention when he's being born; it could be his first and last look at pussy."