Menstruating Submissive

Marquis

Jack Dawkins
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Best oxymoron ever.

OK, OK, I'm kidding, but I'm sure I'm not the only one that's noticed a drop in subbiness during that time of the month. Of course, being bipolar, it would be highly hypocritical of me not to take a few mood swings in stride.
 
As a creature that can bleed for five days and not die, I don't blame a fellow woman for a drop in submissiveness during that time of the month.
Cramps are no where near an erotic kind of pain.
 
Marquis said:
Best oxymoron ever.

OK, OK, I'm kidding, but I'm sure I'm not the only one that's noticed a drop in subbiness during that time of the month. Of course, being bipolar, it would be highly hypocritical of me not to take a few mood swings in stride.

Maybe a day or two. :eek:
 
:eek: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm always submissive. Really. ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?

Men. :p
 
How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and only one. And you know why? Cause no one ever does any fucking thing around htis house. We would all sit in the dark, and STILL no one would change the fucking light bulb. And then when I do change the lightbulb I'd be taking my life in my hands, cause of all the garbage on the ground, cause no one ever cleans around here. Everything is left up to me. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER!:mad:

I'm sorry, what was the question?
 
In a vague attempt to be serious on this thread I have to say my girl's state of mind doesn't change all that during her period.

It is the week before that is the worry. Be afraid, be very afraid lol.

Now I could force the issue, or cut her slack during the week. I choose to cut her slack
 
graceanne said:
How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and only one. And you know why? Cause no one ever does any fucking thing around htis house. We would all sit in the dark, and STILL no one would change the fucking light bulb. And then when I do change the lightbulb I'd be taking my life in my hands, cause of all the garbage on the ground, cause no one ever cleans around here. Everything is left up to me. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER!:mad:

I'm sorry, what was the question?

LMAO ...nothing of value to add to the thread, but that is funny.
 
After iron tablets, iron injections, countless blood tests, and pissing off a hematologist (because he had to admit he couldn't help me) I am now on birth control pills without the week off every 21 days. The goal is to stop my period completely to prevent the blood loss that was causing my iron deficiency anemia (the second day every cycle I was white as a sheet and could barely function at work from the fatigue). I'm going to have one 3 or 4 times a year, can't remember what I decided. The pharmacy works that out, not me.

Anyway, I was one of those who not only had PMS but also had bloating and cramping and fatigue and occasionally vomiting and hot and cold chills... and it's all gone!

I just have to deal with very occasional spotting.
It rocks. For the first time in my life I don't have to plan things around my period.
Hopefully in a few years my blood counts will be better.
 
LadyAria said:
LMAO ...nothing of value to add to the thread, but that is funny.

Thank you. The first time I read that joke I laughed so hard that I gave myself an asthma attack.

Truthfully, though, I don't have that large of moodswings when I'm PMSing. I get a bit moody, but not scarily so.
 
graceanne said:
Truthfully, though, I don't have that large of moodswings when I'm PMSing. I get a bit moody, but not scarily so.

Yeah, that's what they all say.
 
I'm just here to feed grace cookies! I find it helps one of my Domme friends immensely for about 4 days in the month. We go for the chocolate chocolate chip ones that are dipped in chocolate too.
 
bronntanas said:
I'm just here to feed grace cookies! I find it helps one of my Domme friends immensely for about 4 days in the month. We go for the chocolate chocolate chip ones that are dipped in chocolate too.

Cookies? Where? *looks around* Oh boy! :nana:
 
What a perfect time to introduce myself...my name is preshus and im a menstruating submissive for the next 5 to 7 days...hahaha.... nice to meet Everyone/everyone!
 
graceanne said:
How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and only one. And you know why? Cause no one ever does any fucking thing around htis house. We would all sit in the dark, and STILL no one would change the fucking light bulb. And then when I do change the lightbulb I'd be taking my life in my hands, cause of all the garbage on the ground, cause no one ever cleans around here. Everything is left up to me. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER!:mad:

I'm sorry, what was the question?

lmao that was too damn funny

In my own experience its the week before that I can be a bit testy or sad. And I dont find that it interferes too much. But after that first day of misery, Im horny as hell. He actually has to pry me off of him sometimes lol. I guess its just a hormone surge or something.
 
Marquis said:
Best oxymoron ever.

OK, OK, I'm kidding, but I'm sure I'm not the only one that's noticed a drop in subbiness during that time of the month. Of course, being bipolar, it would be highly hypocritical of me not to take a few mood swings in stride.


We've got the IMS to worry about too, man!
 
~Blacklace~ said:
lmao that was too damn funny

In my own experience its the week before that I can be a bit testy or sad. And I dont find that it interferes too much. But after that first day of misery, Im horny as hell. He actually has to pry me off of him sometimes lol. I guess its just a hormone surge or something.
Exactly! Once, I had a girlfriend that was just getting to enjoy her sexual self. I was 25 and she was 19. She was such a horny little number. And, during her period, she didn't flow much at all and the honiness factor compounded so much...God, she turned into a femaile sex animal for a whole week. :nana:

Ah, the good ol' days. I remember them with sincere fondness.
 
Being a bipolar female submissive, I'm liable to be on and off wacked out about any given day of the month so .. exacly at what "time of the month" should I be allowed "pardon" or granted "grace"?
Yeah, I find your choice of the phrase "drop in subbiness" to be quite ultimately one of the most laughable oxymorons of all time.

Hate to sound dishonerable Sir, but you letting your pet rule the roost seems rather laxing on your part to keep on top of the game and remain in control of setting all the rules of play.
 
Andante seems to stay in Denmark in the week leading up to that time.

I don't know why :confused:
 
I myself tend to become overly emotional in the extreme the exact day before my period, but on the day of, I get this overwhelming need to find Master, and my subbiness is complete, I would do ANYTHING to please him, as I am completely horny durning my period.
 
Rebellious_Sub said:
I myself tend to become overly emotional in the extreme the exact day before my period, but on the day of, I get this overwhelming need to find Master, and my subbiness is complete, I would do ANYTHING to please him, as I am completely horny durning my period.


Excellent and another good point. I avoided mentioning it to spare Master Marquis here the "embarrassment" of not aleady having caught on to this himself..
 
I don't bleed, or have cramps, or have mood swings, or bloating...
No good excuses for meeee.
(for real, I was on birth control to fix that little issue of not working, but it just made my blood pressure go through the fucking roof. Like bottom number above 100 through the roof. So i stopped and i haven't bothered with it. I don't want kids anyway)

but i'm an asshole now and then just becasue.
 
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