menstration

[pissytwat]

How about some stories involving women menstrauting? Every pussy has a red time each month!

And how about douching? Who wants a fishy pussy?

 

[Guest]

And how about douching?

Douching is erotic?



I, personally, would rather live in a "perfect" FICTION world where cum will *NOT* get a woman knocked up (unless I AM writing that), will NOT spread disease, pussies are ALWAYS clean, etc.

 

[Quasimodem]

...and after a three day gang bang, she only has this one little smudge on her cheek.

 

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[Axeltheswede]

menstruation

That is how it's spelled, by the way. My comma fucker contri for the week.

Did you go over there after some later invitation, prettyLS? And now he keeps the towels as a souvenir. Details, we need details.

Guess I earned my "Red Wings" a while back. As I recall, not the best lubricant. Compared to natural pussy juice, too watery for anything but a "quickie".

How's that for more information than you really wanted?

 

[JerseyBoy]

I recall being a naive teen wondering what the hell they meant by a 'Jap Flag'

If you don't get that just think of a white sheet and that time of month...crude, isn't it?

-ws

Is that far fetched? Do they still call it "earning your red wings"?

 

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[Quasimodem]

Swiping towels out of a Holiday Inn?

 

[Axeltheswede]

menstruation

I have no doubt, you know how to spell, prettyLS. Just thought I would do my part to advance the cause of literacy.

You could use apply all the "deflowering" phrases to cover this topic. "Paint a bullseye on the sheets" has always been my favorite. Put something like that in a story, the anal retentives will come out of the woodwork and roast you.

You confirmed my experience. That time of the month is a dry fuck. Way back in history, that fact led to the invention of the blow job. Thank you, horney ancestors.

 

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[Amfig]

Damn bachelors with "things" for married women... Where was he when I was single?

Sorry, PLS, but for a single player, married women are the best playmates around.

 

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[Amfig]

Argh! I just had this conversation with this guy, too. He says they are the best because there's no follow-up required. I disagreed. He said, well, maybe no follow-up, but it's less work, anyway. For instance, if you were with someone, you wouldn't want them sending flowers the next day, would you?
I conceded. Damn it.

Sorry, but I been there and done that. Less work. Lower expectations; maybe eve no expectations. Guy can schedule his life and do what he likes to do because there's only so much time available to a married woman to sneak around. No follow up required.

Plus, you get to be the nice guy, the one who provides the listening ear, warm fuzzies and sexual high the husband can't/won't provide.

Odd phenomenon-when the first wife and I separated, and I was in my days of being a player, I was running two married women and one single one. Shortly after I became single, both of my married lovers split and the single one moved in way too fast. the married women dumped me after I became single because I had become a threat. Great boy toy while we were both married and fooling around, too much trouble being single.

 

[Axeltheswede]

Isn't that special

I'm getting the warm fuzzies just reading you two. And just think, when you hook up, you can say you met in the "menstruation thread" on Literotica. What a special memory to cherish.

 

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[Axeltheswede]

Yeah, that

Lighten up already.

 

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[Quasimodem]

Never could figure it out.

Is that tongue icon for sticking, or licking?

 

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[Amfig]

I don't think anyone's "hooking up," in fact, that last post made me a little ill. Do you think that makes you sound cool? Hope they paid you or something...

No. No one is hooking up or trying to. Just being honest about my experience.

Sorry it made you a little ill.

 

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[MsLinnet]

I don't know about you lot. but i get so randy when i get to rag week

love Linnet

 

[MickyD]

Menstruation

Back to the original idea, if we can.

Sometimes us sick ones like, our stories with a bit of yuck!!

I'm talking about menstruation, the fear of being "knocked up," sperm covered bodies after days of rape, pillage and murder (not necessarily the murder), fear of disease, etc, etc...........


I'd like to think there's others like me, who want their stories with a bit of gross. Any thought??

 

[MsLinnet]

Re: Menstruation

Back to the original idea, if we can.

Sometimes us sick ones like, our stories with a bit of yuck!!

I'm talking about menstruation, the fear of being "knocked up," sperm covered bodies after days of rape, pillage and murder (not necessarily the murder), fear of disease, etc, etc...........


I'd like to think there's others like me, who want their stories with a bit of gross. Any thought??

Ok you want a story about rape and pillage. A Viking sort of story would work as they were highly educated for the time but also very superstitious, it could work and cove the hole realm of you post don’t you think?