haveahardon
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So I came across the thread titled "Ladies what's the wierdest thing you stuck in your pussy?" and it got me to wondering....back before I had any sex toys... What were some of the more memorable places I've stuck my cock....and which ones worked and which ones didn't. Feel free to share below.
Probably the most successful was actually a cantaloupe. I cut an appropriate sized hole in a whole cantaloupe right from the fridge. Then I just went to town. It got a little messy with seeds and fruit squirting out with every thrust....but the sensation coupled with the cold sure felt great.
On a similar kick, I also cut the end off a banana and then carefully hollowed it out so I had just the peel. This was successful for the first thrust....at which point I split the banana wide open.
But that first thrust felt amazing.
My biggest failure was....as I'm sure many of you can guess....the vacuum cleaner hose. I stuck my soft dick inside the opening and flicked the switch and I thought I was in heaven for about 5 seconds, until I got hard. At this point I realized that I was stuck!
As visions of my parents coming home and finding their son with his dick stuck in a vacuum flew through my head, I frantically tried to pull out. When this didn't work, I waited for about 5 minutes before I started going soft and then voila! I have never since tried that again!
Probably the most successful was actually a cantaloupe. I cut an appropriate sized hole in a whole cantaloupe right from the fridge. Then I just went to town. It got a little messy with seeds and fruit squirting out with every thrust....but the sensation coupled with the cold sure felt great.
On a similar kick, I also cut the end off a banana and then carefully hollowed it out so I had just the peel. This was successful for the first thrust....at which point I split the banana wide open.
But that first thrust felt amazing.My biggest failure was....as I'm sure many of you can guess....the vacuum cleaner hose. I stuck my soft dick inside the opening and flicked the switch and I thought I was in heaven for about 5 seconds, until I got hard. At this point I realized that I was stuck!
As visions of my parents coming home and finding their son with his dick stuck in a vacuum flew through my head, I frantically tried to pull out. When this didn't work, I waited for about 5 minutes before I started going soft and then voila! I have never since tried that again!
