Men take heed

[Mensa]

I thought I'd come back with a bang.

Well, perhaps not a bang because if you ever refer to her pussy with any one of these phrases, you won't be banging anything for awhile.

I found this list during my web peregrinations and thought you might enjoy them.

Bad Nicknames for Her Vagina

10. Stinkhole
9. Black Hole Of Calcutta
8. Cock Socket
7. Pink Taco
6. Bottomless Pit
5. Dead Clam
4. Cum Crack
3. Hatchet Wound
2. Raison d'Etre
1. Cunt

 

[knightstalker]

Once i was with a girlfriend when i was 16 and we were getting high and i thought i would be funny and asked her if i could get a piece of her tuna taco ..Needless to say she didnt think it was funny and that was about the last i saw of her.

 

[Simply Me]

Stinkhole?? Yeah, that would get you some..



Hiya Mensa..

 

[paganangel]

i'm partial to bearded clam myself. i actually dated one girl who loved, and i mean LOVED the word cunt. all i had to do was say cunt and she was all over me. couldn't stand the sound of the word pussy though.

 

[Rick DeVille]

I thought I'd come back with a bang.

Well, perhaps not a bang because if you ever refer to her pussy with any one of these phrases, you won't be banging anything for awhile.

I found this list during my web peregrinations and thought you might enjoy them.

Bad Nicknames for Her Vagina

10. Stinkhole
9. Black Hole Of Calcutta
8. Cock Socket
7. Pink Taco
6. Bottomless Pit
5. Dead Clam
4. Cum Crack
3. Hatchet Wound
2. Raison d'Etre
1. Cunt

Good advice, you should write a fuck guide book.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I have no problem with the word cunt...and after reading your list I find I like the phrase 'cock socket' very much, also!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Definitely no-no's

Except raison d'etre.

Methinks pussy is the reason for being.

 

[girl]

I don't have a problem with the word 'cunt' either...it's really hot in certain situations, too

girl

 

[PowerOfOne]

I only like the word "cunt" close up and personal if you get my meaning. I have never heard anyone use "raison d'etre" but I really like it! Thanks!

 

[Nighthunter]

nice mensa, a few i haven't heard. forgot one though

the "one hair-eyed, woollybooger"

 

[christophe]

tuna taco
bearded clam
tunnel of love

and for some "echo canyon"

 

[Comshaw]

Mensa,
Nice list of terms not to use! One to add:
gash
The wife damn near killed me the first time I called her that. I thought it was funny, she didn't. Got cut off for damn near a week. It probably would have been for good, but she got horny and forgave me.

Comshaw

 

[Cath!]

I am ok with most anything except for that C**T word...*cringes*

 

[lilminx]

The term "cunt" actually doesn't bother me when it's used in sexual terms. Now, I know someone who melts if I use the term "punani". It will get him as hard as a rock if I just say it while we're driving...

 

[perks]

The term "cunt" actually doesn't bother me when it's used in sexual terms. Now, I know someone who melts if I use the term "punani". It will get him as hard as a rock if I just say it while we're driving...

haahahaah punani.....god I haven't heard that in forever..thanks for taking me back, sugah

I like the word cunt. it feels good to scream, it feels good to whisper...it feels good when ya touch it...lmao

anyway....bad words for pussy

gaping axe wound, banana cutter<this is a term for prostitutes in bangcock...cuz of their muscle control..but it still makes me cringe>

some people don't like box.....but I kinda think it's cute....

 

[paganangel]

ooooh

actually, you only have to post it in text!

 

[lilminx]

Re: ooooh

actually, you only have to post it in text!

Heehee... I know