(Men Only) Tell Me Your Cheating Stories

[supplestrawberry]

I'm very interested to know the who, where, when, why and how

I don't condone cheating btw

 

[Comshaw]

If you don't condone it, why would you want to hear about it? A hidden fantasy of yours maybe?


Comshaw

 

[supplestrawberry]

yeah, for sure. something I'll never live out, and that's fine with me. I can just live vicariously through your experiences.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

yeah, for sure. something I'll never live out, and that's fine with me. I can just live vicariously through your experiences.

*chuckles*

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm very interested to know the who, where, when, why and how

okay. been holding this in for ages and now I'm ready to come clean so I can face God with a pure soul when my time comes.

it was the sixth grade and I taped some history facts I wrote on a page onto a folder that I kept halfway hidden in my desk's storage space just above my lap. Teacher never knew! Think I got a B minus on that test in the end.

 

[supplestrawberry]

nice, I'm practically dripping lmao

 

[OldJourno]

Par 5, dogleg left over water and I was laying 7 and I hadn't even crossed the water. The hole was still 275 yards away and I was supposed to drop in ankle-high rough on a sidehill.
Fuck it. I drove the cart to the middle of the fairway, teed up the ball and hit driver.
I took an 11 and didn't bat an eye.
The guy in the cart with me said "here, here" and bought the next round. The chick in the drink cart had nice tits and she leaned over a lot.

 

[HisArpy]

One time I thought I'd try to lose 20 lbs. I was well into the diet, maybe 20 minutes before I decided a double sidecar of 2 scoops of ice cream with my slice of cherry pie was a better option. I've never mentioned it in the ensuing 35 years, but your post was just too irresistible to keep it secret any longer.

Alas, I am undone by a pretty font...

 

[SunnyDays1]

HA HA HA love these stories

 

[SpeareChucker]

When I was a kid and we played Monopoly,

I insisted on being the banker so I could

slide out an extra $500 bill or two...




I am deeply ashamed of that now.

 

[Conager]

You with the IRS?

 

[Bad_Egg]

I went to an interview in blackface to take advantage of Affirmative Action.

https://cms.qz.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/AP_420201061-e1549904553420.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=1100&h=621

 

[HisArpy]

I also regularly use the "undo" function when playing spider solitaire so I can see what cards are face down.

I know, I know...

 

[windwater]

I'm very interested to know the who, where, when, why and how

I don't condone cheating btw

I don't 'really' save my gas receipts when I deduct mileage on my federal return.

 

[SunnyDays1]

I'm very interested to know the who, where, when, why and how

I don't condone cheating btw

I love this thread! each story gets funnier and funnier
Thank you, men. I know how hard it was for you and your families during those dark days


keep the stories coming!

 

[LLCox]

I didn't pay taxes for over twenty years. I was never caught. This was before 1099's.

 

[Trumpedo]

You with the IRS?

https://cms.qz.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/AP_420201061-e1549904553420.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=1100&h=621

The OP clearly said "men only". Take your sick panty sniffing alts to the closest tranny thread, gav.

 

[HisArpy]

When I was 10 I decided to learn the shell game. I made at least $2.25 before the other kids learned there isn't a ball under the cup.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Dishrag is back.

 

[thør]

Saturday before last, I rode by bike down a trail through the equestrian park that was posted "No Vehicles". I've felt poorly about myself ever since. Thank you for allowing me to get this load off my chest.

 

[HisArpy]

Dishrag is back.

Let me be the 1st to condemn this rather terse story for the avid readers of this thread. Not only does it violate the rules by not being a "men only" contribution, but it totally fails to mention how you cheated in getting the dishes clean.

Unless it was by Swiffer...

 

[Comshaw]

Shit, since everyone else is, I guess I'd best unburden my soul: Two days ago while buying a meat stick at the store I used a couple of pennies out of the penny container on the counter. Yesterday I stopped to get some milk and got 2 pennies back with my change and pocketed them instead of putting them in the penny container!

Comshaw

 

[great lover]

I'm very interested to know the who, where, when, why and how

I don't condone cheating btw

I once cheated on a test!

 

[HisArpy]

I once cheated on a test!

No one believes this.

HOWEVER, claiming you cheated, when you didn't, just so you could get attention on the Cheating Stories thread IS "cheating".

So, well done.

 

[great lover]

No one believes this.

HOWEVER, claiming you cheated, when you didn't, just so you could get attention on the Cheating Stories thread IS "cheating".

So, well done.

Clever, you are, fellow litster!