Men Never Listen !!!!

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Just a little joke to cheer you :D






On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament. Sir, she said,"You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." he did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he was in a hospital. As soon as he opened his eyes, a nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What happened?" he exclaimed. "You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse. "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
 
LOL
Very nice S&D.
A nice diversion from the boards, which seem to be quite dead at the moment...;)
 
Pays to follow directions. Of course the real moral here is that men can't resist messing with things until they end up destroying something. Ohhh, buttooons....shiny, shiny....
 
Sillyman said:
Pays to follow directions. Of course the real moral here is that men can't resist messing with things until they end up destroying something. Ohhh, buttooons....shiny, shiny....


LOL


Stay away from the women's washroom's on airplanes Sillyman
 
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Don't post anything else on this thread!!! DOing so will cause serious damage to your drivers
 
OpposingBalance said:


but wood sweetie, I don't have a "driver" ... only a "reciever" lol...

In my current state of mind ( too make pain meds ) it was a sillyass attempt at a joke, anyway, now I'm going to appear as a newbie and ask since I can't figure it out, your male or female? I'm presuming female but I've presumed wrong before
 
*OpposingBalance gets haughty..*
Well! Man or Woman indeed!
*storms off in a huff*


LOL
 
OpposingBalance said:
*OpposingBalance gets haughty..*
Well! Man or Woman indeed!
*storms off in a huff*


LOL

Seeing my blunder :eek: I offer the service's of my tongue for your pleasure for 3 hours or until your eyes cross, whichever cums first ;)
 
we only listen to sentences that have sex pussy or fuck in them .lol
 
lol i like it, i notice my little brothers are like that, i guess they will have to go through something tramatizing to listen.
 
mental note, searching through the boards can cause nightmares, no more button pushing for me
 
Women never talk! They just expect us to know what they're thinking/feeling.

hehehe...woowooo..my first attempt at shit-stirring...at least give me points for trying :)
 
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